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Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Wednesday, September 1, 2010

It's not that I don't like cleaning Adam54's cock, it's that I don't like Adam54 having a clean cock.

Drakemd
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Posted: 9 years 37 weeks ago

Nice picture!  Adam54, I would definitely find a reason to swing by her office.

Turn your head and cough!
Drakemd
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Posted: 9 years 37 weeks ago

I think Magic changes her picture daily.  Today she is intimately entwined with a giraffe.

Turn your head and cough!
Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 37 weeks ago

You seem to stalk her most of all, Doc.

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KingVoyeur
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Posted: 9 years 37 weeks ago

I HATE going to the dentist.

Honey bunches.....of death!
Adam54
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Posted: 9 years 37 weeks ago

 I was unaware Dr. Ake even knew her last name. I first need her to inhabit an office for me to be able to stop by and visit it, Doc. Though I could just hang out around the general Poli Sci office for a while and I'm sure I'd bump into her. 

Mal Shot First
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Posted: 9 years 37 weeks ago

No, you can't just stop by her office. You have to swing by. It's all in the swinging.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 37 weeks ago

As in "King of..." ??

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Drakemd
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Posted: 9 years 37 weeks ago

Adam, the clues were pretty clear to find her last name.  Jakester, yes I do seem to be stalking her.  Not sure how that happened, but once you start stalking, it is very hard to stop.

And, Adam, be careful on the swing, you don't want her thinking that you swing...unless she's into that.

Turn your head and cough!
Mal Shot First
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Posted: 9 years 37 weeks ago

My friend, Jason, over at JoBlo wrote a review of Ôbayashi's House. I have no desire to watch this movie.

Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 37 weeks ago

So, opening day for you and the rest of Goiter's posse?

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KingVoyeur
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Posted: 9 years 37 weeks ago

It's a fun film. Really wacky and crazy. Reminds me of Evil Dead a little, actually.

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The Swollen Goi...
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I've seen it.  It's kinda dumb.  Feels particularly of its place and era.

Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 37 weeks ago

You're just sayin' that so Mal Shot First won't pull his sausage from your posse.

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Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 37 weeks ago

Why is that whenever I think of Kah, my penis rips a hole in my pants?

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KingVoyeur
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Posted: 9 years 37 weeks ago

Because your pants are made of incredibly cheap material by tiny children in Taiwan.

Honey bunches.....of death!
Jack S. Pharaoh
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Posted: 9 years 37 weeks ago

Jakester wrote:

Why is that whenever I think of Kah, my penis rips a hole in my pants?

It's probably trying to escape and get into an actual vagina, instead of just listening to you talk about it.

Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 37 weeks ago

You always have sand in your vagina, though, Jack.

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Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 36 weeks ago

Sand does officially get everywhere!  Vader told me so.

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Adam54
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Posted: 9 years 36 weeks ago

 As of this morning, I've twice managed to annoy (very) minor celebrity Dave Dameshek on twitter. I'm strangely proud of this. 

Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 36 weeks ago

Apparently, he is incredibly minor.  I've never heard of the douchebag.

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Adam54
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Posted: 9 years 36 weeks ago

 Yeah, I don't think he really flies in the circles you pay attention to. He hosts a podcast I love, and is a writer on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Plus I think he does some nfl.com stuff or something. 

omicron
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Posted: 9 years 36 weeks ago

Hmm I always thought Dave Dameshek was a sports writer but I guess him being on Jimmy's show explains his friendship and many references in The BS Report.

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Drakemd
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That is so minor, you can't even use the word celebrity.  But to defend him, I think he may be ranked higher than a douchebag.  Since I don't know him, I can't confirm that.

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Adam54
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Posted: 9 years 36 weeks ago

 He sent me a DM that was mildly douchey. 

I think he is/was a sports writer at one point too. Plus his podcast is under the Adam Carolla umbrella, so there's that connection too. (Seriously, it's called Daves of Thunder. The other Dave on there is fucking hysterical...which is bizarre, considering HE used to write for According To Jim) 

But most importantly, Dave Dameshek was also once a writer on Battle Bots. What can give a person more claim to fame than that? 

omicron
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Posted: 9 years 36 weeks ago

I think the more interesting point is the fact that this exchange is a high point for Adam. I guess it really is that boring in Wisconsin in February.

We were watching Al-Quaeda, and all this time our security services should have been keeping watch on Jakester's throbbing nutsack!-Dalton's chin dimple