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Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Wednesday, September 1, 2010

It's not that I don't like cleaning Adam54's cock, it's that I don't like Adam54 having a clean cock.

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Posted: 9 years 8 weeks ago

If that were true, would she be crying tears of joy?

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Quasar
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Crying because her eyes are full of tear gas.

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Mal Shot First
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Daltons chin dimple
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I have it on good authority that Ol' Beau Watkins pisses napalm, so I suppose it is possible.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Adam54
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 This is my 500th post. I'm using it to officially request the long awaited return of "Ask Jake." 

Jake, can you please restart that thread so we can all get your worldly advice on things? Consider it my 500th post present from you. 

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I'd be happier with the return of "Ask a Box of Mr. T Cereal."

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Bill Simmons reflects after the end of the Randy Moss era in New England.

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Grammar question:

Is "Earth" (as in the planet) the only noun that we refer to as both "Earth" and "The Earth"? Think about it. You don't say "The Mars" or "The New York." You can say "We are on Earth." or "We are on the Earth." and both are acceptable, but I can't think of any other names that that can be applied to. Is there a term for that kind of word? Discuss.

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Mal Shot First
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Well, there's Ol' Beau Watkins... and then there's the Ol' Beau Watkins.

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The Swollen Goi... wrote:

Most of my pets seem to die gruesome deaths.

I somehow missed seeing this before, but it has to be said: Stop smashing your pets with sledge hammers. It leaves awful stains on the carpet.

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Posted: 9 years 8 weeks ago

Mal Shot First wrote:

Well, there's Ol' Beau Watkins... and then there's the Ol' Beau Watkins.

Seriously, though, another example would the the expression "on edge" as opposed to "on the edge," which could change the meaning of a sentence, depending on the context.

Other possible candidates:
- peace vs. the peace ("Peace was short-lived"; "The peace was short-lived")
- balance vs. the balance ("Balance was eventually restored"; "The balance was eventually restored")

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KingVoyeur wrote:

Grammar question:Is "Earth" (as in the planet) the only noun that we refer to as both "Earth" and "The Earth"? Think about it. You don't say "The Mars" or "The New York." You can say "We are on Earth." or "We are on the Earth." and both are acceptable, but I can't think of any other names that that can be applied to. Is there a term for that kind of word? Discuss.

Just to be picky, that's not a grammar question. Grammar concerns sentence structure and how words work together. What you're talking about is diction (vocabulary choices) or lexical definitions (the way a word is used within a particular community) or maybe something else I can't think of because I've had a glass of wine with dinner. Still, thanks for the reminder to go find my paddle. Haven't really needed to use it lately, but you never know, Adam might deliberately use a dangling participle just to get some paddle action.

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That's very enlightening, Negs.  Now please answer KV's diction question.

Heh.  I said "dic-tion!"

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Watch out for Batman. Watch out for the Batman.

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Spider-Man as well, but not Batman.  Also, we generally say "It's The Flash" and not "it's Flash!"

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neglet wrote:

Adam might deliberately use a dangling participle just to get some paddle action.

Reading this entire thread, the paddle becomes a sexual toy.

Turn your head and cough!
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Posted: 9 years 8 weeks ago

 All my participle does is dangle these days. Damn thing gets no work. Bring on the paddle, please!

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Operation "Acting Gay to Get Chicks" not going so well then?

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I knew a guy who did that.  He got lots of chicks.  It didn't hurt that he was more attractive than Adam.

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The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 7 weeks ago

Operation Acting Bisexual to Get VD was a multi-success for me in the early aughts.

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Jakester wrote:

I knew a guy who did that.  He got lots of chicks.  It didn't hurt that he was more attractive than Adam.

Puh-lease. I'm adorable. And I have my own place now. And a whole mountain of hot facebook friends to sort through. This year is gonna be legendary.

The Swollen Goi...
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What do you guys consider lots of chicks?  Four in a week?  More?  Less?

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 Yeah, set the bar for me to reach. Once I'm unpacked and get a couch in the new place, we're all systems go. 

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Posted: 9 years 7 weeks ago

So, how exactly does this "acting gay to get chicks" plan work?

  1. Find hot chick.
  2. Act gay around her.
  3. ?????
  4. Sex with hot chick.

The Swollen Goi...
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For Mal Shot First's edification:

3. Allow her to strive to "convert" you.
3a. Reject her advances.
3b. Make her cry.
3c. Tell her you've never felt about a woman the way she makes you feel.
3d. Reject her advances a little less stringently.
3e. Go out with her for an evening of drinking.
3f. Pretend to drink a lot more than you actually drink.
3g. Increase your level of flirtation slowly as she gets increasingly drunk.
3h. Respond favorably to her renewed advances when she interrupts a drunken viewing of Glee with a handjob.