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Random III

Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Wednesday, September 1, 2010

It's not that I don't like cleaning Adam54's cock, it's that I don't like Adam54 having a clean cock.

Adam54
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Posted: 9 years 6 days ago

 Adam has many many many hot facebook friends (at least that's what Jake tells me) but Dr. Magic is not among them. You have to find her on your own, Dimple. 

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 6 days ago

Awwww crap, that was the only reason I friended your bitch ass!!!

;)

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 6 days ago

I'm thinking of friending her just to annoy Adam.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 6 days ago

Yeah, friend her real gentle though. But friend her real good.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
omicron
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Posted: 9 years 2 days ago

President Obama is going to be on Mythbusters.  Captivate.com had a question asking people for what myth they want to see him bust.

I would give a thousand dollars if he shows up with his birth certificate, the doctor and nurse from the hospital, and tells the camera, "Here it is, you stupid conspiracy nuts and right-wing extremists.  I AM A CITIZEN, AND I AM THE PRESIDENT.  SUCK IT!"

We were watching Al-Quaeda, and all this time our security services should have been keeping watch on Jakester's throbbing nutsack!-Dalton's chin dimple
omicron
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Posted: 8 years 52 weeks ago

I love olives.

We were watching Al-Quaeda, and all this time our security services should have been keeping watch on Jakester's throbbing nutsack!-Dalton's chin dimple
Quasar
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Posted: 8 years 52 weeks ago

I like black olives. Green olives are a bit potent.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
KingVoyeur
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Posted: 8 years 52 weeks ago

I second the black olives.

And if anyone's interested, this Saturday is Mizzou's (my alma mater and current employer) Homecoming game against the Sooners (both Mizzou and Sooners going in undefeated), and ESPN is broadcasting College Gameday live from the beautiful campus Quad from either 9am-11am or 10am-12pm (can't remember which). Tune in!

Honey bunches.....of death!
Drakemd
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Posted: 8 years 52 weeks ago

How will we recognize you KV?

Turn your head and cough!
Drakemd
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Posted: 8 years 52 weeks ago

Oh, and Mizzou better beat the Sooners so my alma mater, Auburn, can move up in the rankings after they beat LSU.

Turn your head and cough!
KingVoyeur
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Posted: 8 years 52 weeks ago

Oh, I won't be there. I'm not getting there at 2 am just to be on camera for a few seconds. I'll be watching comfotably from home.

Honey bunches.....of death!
Drakemd
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Posted: 8 years 52 weeks ago

I did the same thing when College Game Day was at Auburn for the Clemson game.  I watched it on TV, then headed out to tailgate after they made their picks.  Although, Erin Andrews may make it worth it to head over.  We had Erincam during the game.  At any given time one of us could tell the other one where she was on the field.

Turn your head and cough!
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Posted: 8 years 52 weeks ago

Drakemd wrote:

How will we recognize you KV?

He'll be the one Jakester is drooling over.

www.gamingoutsiders.com
Jakester
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Posted: 8 years 52 weeks ago

The only thing I don't find hot about KV is the eyebrow ring.  I kind of want to pull it out.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
kah
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Posted: 8 years 51 weeks ago

I like it.  It stays.

 

Also- there is an ad for gaydar.net on the right side of the page.

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 8 years 51 weeks ago

Well then, what are we waiting for???

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Jakester
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Posted: 8 years 51 weeks ago

Okay, it can stay, but I might play with it with my teeth.

He'd better hope his junk isn't pierced.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
kah
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Posted: 8 years 51 weeks ago

I'm not a fan of penis piercings.  Tongue piercings, however....

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
KingVoyeur
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Posted: 8 years 51 weeks ago

Sorry, people, that's my only piercing.

And to continue with my current posting, Mizzou whupped the Sooners, stupidity in the final minutes notwithstanding!

Honey bunches.....of death!
Jakester
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Posted: 8 years 51 weeks ago

It's Monday morning, and I'm at work and horny.  Time to close the office door.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
KingVoyeur
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Posted: 8 years 51 weeks ago

Geez, I hope your office is soundproof. Wouldn't want your co-workers thinking there was a dying walrus or something in there with you...

Honey bunches.....of death!
Jack S. Pharaoh
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Posted: 8 years 51 weeks ago

I found this story on the internet, and it make Jack laugh. Some of you may have read it before, and, if so, tough titties.

some loser wrote:

I'm just sharing my story because people asked...

Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning

First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's bad to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into to many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that my sister made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so beautiful that I watched it twice. Probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy stuff went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just drool all over her. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was messed up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father.

Jack S. Pharaoh
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Posted: 8 years 51 weeks ago

The second time reading it is much funnier, I think.  The line about the hottest bikini ever made me lol.

Quasar
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Posted: 8 years 51 weeks ago

I'm pleased to say that as I'd never read that before, I will not be dealing with any tough titties.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Adam54
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Posted: 8 years 51 weeks ago

 Random: I hate opening this thread and always having to read that opening sentence about Goiter's cock.