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Random IV

Posted by Daltons chin dimple on Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Because it is possible to have too much of a good thing.

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Jack S. Pharaoh wrote:

I found out that rape shower is actually a term now, referring to taking tearful, scalding hot showers to wash the shame away...

I took one of those after that one time I tried reading Horso.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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I like kittens, I like the smell of freshly cut grass, I like the way everything feels after a thunderstorm, I like the smell of baking muffins....

....no matter what I try, this thread stops me getting to my happy place.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
jraven56
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Posted: 9 years 9 weeks ago

The codeword for Necrophilia was 'trespass'

Although now I like the notion of using 'rape' for necro and 'trespass' for rape...however, it has already been locked in.

Someone told me I should Blog...jraven56.wordpress.com/
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 9 weeks ago

...entire female cast of Baywaych and just me on a yacht for months, mountains of free cocaine, a girl who genuinely likes giving blow jobs and isn't a bit needy, that Michellin starred place near my house giving me and only me some kind of loyalty card......

Nope. It's definitely fucking ruined now!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 9 weeks ago

You probably wouldn't want to spend months on a yacht with what's become of the entire female cast of Baywatch.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 9 weeks ago

Really? Time not been kind?

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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The Swollen Goi...
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The Swollen Goi...
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The Swollen Goi...
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It may happen that some of these images don't take kindly to being linked to.  

I'd apologize, but you're really better off not seeing them.

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Mal Shot First
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Posted: 9 years 9 weeks ago

Carmen Electra still looks all right, in my opinion. I mean, she looks totally different in that photo than she used to, but she doesn't look horrible (like Pamela Anderson).

The photo of Yasmine Bleeth is an unflattering image to begin with, but she's not wearing any make-up in it either. And even then, she looks better in her mugshot than most other celebrities whose mugshots I've seen.

The Swollen Goi...
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She just looks like a regular chick to me.

Jack S. Pharaoh
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Posted: 9 years 9 weeks ago

I think Gina Lee Nolin still looks hot in that picture.  From what I recall, Yasmine Bleeth has gotten fat.  Where's Erika Eleniak?  Cherrypicking much, Thursty?  I remember that Eggen girl was in a video a year or so ago joking about how she'd put on weight.  She was gorgeous back in the day; I liked her on the cover of that White Zombie album.

Jack S. Pharaoh
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Posted: 9 years 9 weeks ago

Whoops, it was Nicole Eggert.

The Swollen Goi...
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I wasn't quite cherrypicking.  The first three girls are the only ones whose names I actually knew without having to look them up.  I had to go to the IMDb page for the last one.  Once I was there, I looked at the cast list, found a woman's name, and went to Googling.

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Posted: 9 years 9 weeks ago

Why didn't you go Goitering?  Is Goiter not allowed to Goiter?

Turn your head and cough!
The Swollen Goi...
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I wouldn't dare!

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 9 weeks ago

Yasmine Bleeth's mugshot is exactly that! Within 2 hours of arrest for possession is not exactly a fair view.

And I would be willing to bet that the other 3, even in more advanced years, are still out of the league of just about everyone here, self included.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 8 weeks ago

I don't know that I'd want to have what it takes to be in their league.

neglet
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Posted: 9 years 8 weeks ago

 Bush league?

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 8 weeks ago

Fair play to Nicole Eggert for taking part in that vid too, but if that is what we have come to term as "Fat" then God help us all!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Posted: 9 years 8 weeks ago

I had a huge crush on Nicole Eggert when she was on Charles in Charge.

We were watching Al-Quaeda, and all this time our security services should have been keeping watch on Jakester's throbbing nutsack!-Dalton's chin dimple
Drakemd
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Posted: 9 years 8 weeks ago

Ditto on that Omicron.

Turn your head and cough!
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 8 weeks ago

None of them will ever top Erika Eleniak.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"