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Random IV

Posted by Daltons chin dimple on Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Because it is possible to have too much of a good thing.

Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 8 weeks ago

 She and her fake boobs were awesome in Under Siege!

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Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 8 weeks ago

Their absence was the reason Under Siege 2 SUCKED!

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 8 weeks ago

 I was going to say that Heigl made up for it, but she was only 14, so nevermind.

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The Swollen Goi...
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Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 8 weeks ago

Wait, his niece in Under Siege 2 was Kathryn Heigl???????  Fucking hell.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 8 weeks ago

Her bad movie career started really early.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 8 weeks ago

She was only 14 in that movie??!!!?

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 8 weeks ago

 Uh-huh, and Seagal hit on her constantly, apparently.

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Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 8 weeks ago

Her and Hermione. I feel a bit wrong.

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The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 8 weeks ago

Wasn't she born in 1978?  And wasn't Under Siege 2 released in 1995? 

Even if it had been filmed in 1994, she would have been older than fourteen.

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Posted: 9 years 8 weeks ago

She claims she was 15 when the movie was filming. I haven't found the interview where she talked about him hitting on her.

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Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 8 weeks ago

I do have photographic evidence, though.

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Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 8 weeks ago

He's simply demonstrating a karate chop.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
omicron
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Posted: 9 years 8 weeks ago

Damn you brain, for digging up the Facts of Life themesong and running it through my head.

We were watching Al-Quaeda, and all this time our security services should have been keeping watch on Jakester's throbbing nutsack!-Dalton's chin dimple
Ipsilon
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Posted: 9 years 8 weeks ago

That is the worst photoshop work I've ever seen.

That happened and we all let it happen.
The Swollen Goi...
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Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 8 weeks ago

I didn't do it. I found it somewhere.

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Ipsilon
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Posted: 9 years 8 weeks ago

Oh, I know.  Still, though. :)

That happened and we all let it happen.
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Posted: 9 years 8 weeks ago

That excuse can be applied to many situations:  your wife/girfriend finding panties in your car, your wife/girlfriend finding out you have herpes, (not to leave the ladies out) your husband/boyfriend finding a condom in the trash can.

The uses are endless.

Turn your head and cough!
Adam54
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Posted: 9 years 8 weeks ago

Jakester wrote:

I do have photographic evidence, though.

Are her hands really bigger than his??

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 8 weeks ago

Neither are her tits anymore.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Posted: 9 years 7 weeks ago

So I went to my family reunion last weekend (dad's side) and discovered that, while I thought my ancestors were all Dutch and German, apparently way back there was quite a bit of Russian in there too. I knew it! I'm Anastasia!

Honey bunches.....of death!
Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 7 weeks ago

A guy I went to school with discovered that he is the prince of the Isle of Mann. He also lives in the same town as I do.

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Daltons chin dimple
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The Isle of Man is awesome! Low tax, no speed limits, TT races, cats with no tails. It's crazy!!!!

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Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 7 weeks ago

Apparently, having the title has done nothing to increase wealth, and he's managed to piss off the Queen with how he went about claiming his title.

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