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Random IV

Posted by Daltons chin dimple on Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Because it is possible to have too much of a good thing.

Daltons chin dimple
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Don't piss off the Queen! Look what happened to Princess Diana!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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It's too easy to piss off the queen.  Maybe she should take a good, hard look at herself and ask herself why someone born into all the luxury and advantages she's been born into has to be such an awful bitch.  

But what about the pressure, Goiter?  All that pressure!  The world looks to her to represent Britain! 

Pressure's pressure, I say, and we all feel a fucking world of it riding our asses on a daily basis.  I say the pressure of feeding our children when we have no money is equal to or greater than the pressure of a queen having to make a decision that will affect an entire nation--if only because 1.) she's a useless fucking figurehead whose "decisions" don't amount to shit beyond what her people allow them to mean thanks to their figurehead-worshipping lunacy, and 2.) she has a warped sense of value, and I doubt an entire nation's well-being even means as much to her as my mother's dog's well-being means to me.

Just kidding.

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I'll be expecting the Queen's husband to be making you apologize shortly.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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I am fairly sure Goiter would have just committed treason if he wasn't German.......

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Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 7 weeks ago

Worse, he's Alabamian.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 7 weeks ago

No such place. He's just a makin' it up.

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Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 6 weeks ago

The other day, I noticed that HBO On Demand has Six Feet under available, and the finale was listed. Hey Team DARLTON! THAT is how you do a do a character driven finale.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
The Swollen Goi...
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I know this isn't from the finale, but:

Drakemd
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That was funny up until the point that it started to be annoying.

Turn your head and cough!
Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 6 weeks ago

That made me sad.

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Quasar
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Did you need a kleenex?

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Jakester
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For other reasons, yes.

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Daltons chin dimple
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Tummy paste!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
neglet
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I'm bumming. I just got the invitation for a wedding I already knew I couldn't go to. I was disappointed about that, but then I saw the invitation said "Dress: Pirate Formal." DAMN!

The Swollen Goi...
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For some reason, I got a hankering to watch the last episode of The Search for the Next Elvira.  I think what happened is that I saw the name Cassandra on Facebook, thought of Cassandra Peterson, then said to myself, "You know, you never watched The Search for the Next Elvira."

So, anyway, I was (of course) too lazy to watch all four episodes.  I skipped straight to the fourth one.  At the beginning, they showed a few quick shots of the first episode's "Odd-itions."  A woman standing among other hopefuls flashed on the screen for less than a second, and I recognized her instantly.  It was Kasey Poteet.  "That was Kasey Poteet!" I said to myself.  

All right.  What I really said was, "That was Diana Prince!"  I only knew her by her porn name, and I only remembered her porn name because the first time I saw it, I said to myself, "She must be a Wonder Woman fan."  She has a Justice League background on her Twitter, so I'm guessing she is, in fact, a Wonder Woman fan.

If there's a lesson here, it's that watching a lot of porn may lead you to recognize more people when you're watching shows.  (No, I'm pretty sure the lesson is not that I watch too much porn.)

Not that there's a lesson here.

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 I've never even heard of her. What does that say about me?

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The Swollen Goi...
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It says you have hours of new-to-you Diana Prince/Kasey Poteet ahead.

Daltons chin dimple
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In-Private browsing on....

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Jakester
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I'm not finding her all that attractive.

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The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 6 weeks ago

I didn't realize finding her attractive was a prerequisite to enjoying her in porn.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 6 weeks ago

There is probably a category for that specifically on Spankwire.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

It is for me, Goits.

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Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

Goits has a unique perspective for watching porn. Since he finds no women attractive, obviously attractiveness is not a factor for his porn watching. Most guys want to see attractive women while watching the sex. Not Goits. I'm not even sure why he watches the porn. I assume only because it's expected of him.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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Maybe he watches it because his wife tells him he should, to be nice to his penis?

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
neglet
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Posted: 9 years 5 weeks ago

I'm just posting this here so I don't have to check two different pages next time this stupid thread gets updated.