So the "What are you watching right now?" threads get sequels as soon as they hit three pages, but Random IV goes on for 22 and nobody even moves a muscle to create a new thread. Are we afraid of Random V?
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Posted by Mal Shot First on Monday, August 1, 2011
It sure would be nice to just stand up and loudly tell the person, "Would you kindly shut the fuck up!!!!!!" Maybe a little public humiliation would do them some good.
Rolling Stone e-mails me updates. Today's update:
"Adele Sweeps Top Grammys, Whitney Houston and More"
Poor Whitney. It was all downhill after that Waiting to Exhale movie.
You know it's going to be a bad week when you start out Monday morning by finishing brushing your teeth and you see your new toothbrush next to the sink and realize you just used the old toothbrush you have to brush your dog's teeth.
At least you didn't use the really old one you use to clean out his bunghole.
Of course, this leads one to ask why you feel the need to clean out your dog's bunghole.
Actually, it doesn't.
Clearly, you don't have a dog. One of my dogs, not only licks her bunghole clean, she also eats her excrement from the yard so I don't have to pick it up. It's fun for me when people I don't particularly like come over and let her lick them all over the face.
That sounds like self cleaning to me.
I'll sum it up for you, Dalty...Scarlett Johansson took a picture of herself. That is the jist of what Goiter wrote.
Drake, your reading comprehension level is through the basement floor. That's almost the exact opposite of what I wrote.
I choose to place the blame on Goits' writing comprehension. He wrote almost the exact opposite of what he meant.
That's what I want to believe that you wrote. You can't take away my beliefs, mister!
Quasar wrote:
I choose to place the blame on Goits' writing comprehension. He wrote almost the exact opposite of what he meant.
I meant what I wrote, and I wrote what I meant.
I think everyone here would've lost money on that one.
A relative of Goits perhaps? He's from Alabama too.
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Also, you miss part of the movie.