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Yes, they are just burgers, but they amazinglysuperyummy burgers.

Some burgers are not created equal.

It was no better or worse than a Steak 'n Shake burger, I guess.

I sent back a Xmas card from my former best friend. I'm sure when she got the big envelope, she thought "Wow, RK wrote me back! I knew she was a soft hearted sucker!"

I sort of wish I could have seen her face when she opened it and it was all the BS she'd sent last year, with a simple note from me asking her not to contact me or my family again.

When you screw with someone's head in a cemetery, at your best friend's gravesite, and then they don't talk to you for 2 1/2 years, take the fuckin' hint already.

RedKarma wrote:

I sent back a Xmas card from my former best friend. I'm sure when she got the big envelope, she thought "Wow, RK wrote me back! I knew she was a soft hearted sucker!"I sort of wish I could have seen her face when she opened it and it was all the BS she'd sent last year, with a simple note from me asking her not to contact me or my family again.When you screw with someone's head in a cemetery, at your best friend's gravesite, and then they don't talk to you for 2 1/2 years, take the fuckin' hint already.

Wrong thread.

I used to work at Steak 'n Shake! Bow tie and all. I guarantee Five Guys is better, if only because I've seen the meat that goes into those burgers.

In other news, I'm sloppy drunk, but for once I am completely certain that I look hot. Knee-high boots = sound financial decision.

RK, that's pretty fucking hysterical! Good on ya, babe!

Spammy, you drunk and in knee-high boots sounds very sexy.

Corporal_Hicks wrote:

Wrong thread.

Don't tell me what to do. You hate us anyway.

He doesn't hate me.

But, then again, how could anyone hate me?

How, indeed! I'm just preparing a short article on that right now. I'll be done in a week or so. Probably a bit longer. I need to buy more paper.

You take a mortal man
And put him in control
Watch him become a god
Watch people's heads a'roll
A'roll

I have such a headache.

Big Friday night????

No. No idea why, really. I played Star Trek Online and then watched the series finale of Dollhouse.

I had 10 pints of beer tonight.... I may have a slight headache tomorrow.................................................................................................................................................................................................................

or a stomachache

Actually, I feel fine. No problemo. Thanks for your concern! :)

Worrying when 10 pints doesn't mess with your head the next morning. There weren't any amputee dwarfs involved at any point were there???

I drank half a bottle of wine and fell asleep on the sofa. I am so rock and roll!!!!

Jake, what is this Star Trek online of which you speak??

10 pints of Budweiser or Coors Light will just make you want to piss, but I think Spacey has better taste than that.

Star Trek Online is a new MMO, releasing officially on 2 Feb. However, if you preorder it, they'll send you a serial code to get a headstart and start playing right damn now. Details are here: http://www.startrekonline.com/retail

I expect that there are EU servers and US servers, but I'm not certain. Maybe there aren't. Anyway, it's fun.

I think I did 5 pints of guinness and 4 shots of rumpleminz last night? I don't remember because I only paid for 2 shots when the dicemaster took back his title. Ow. That might not sound like much to you guys and I spread it out pretty well, but I quit drinking for 6 years and only started breaking myself back in a year and a half ago. I'm not up to this level yet. I think I've let down Wisconsin.

5 pints of Guinness? Nice. So feeling plenty strong this morning then?

Piss probably looks a like a combo black tar/apple juice mixture.

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