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Posted by kah on Thursday, May 7, 2009

I don't get to watch many cartoons outside of Spongebob, Flapjack, and Phineas and Ferb, but every once in a while, I get to see Batman: The Brave and the Bold. Holy crap is it HILARIOUS!

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I hate all the cheeky chappie fake Paddy twatness associated with it over here. Do you get that in the US? I imagine you do as everyone pretends to be Irish on St Paddy's day.

But it's an OK drink.

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I dunno, honestly. It just was the first beer I ever really drank, so I developed a taste for it pretty early on. I've since become a fan of a bunch of local craft brews, and have expanded my beer love quite a bit, but Guinness is always a welcome beverage or two or three....

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It's not my favorite, but it's available everywhere, so I don't have to worry about wasting one of my 2 or 3 beers a night on a potentially horrible pick. Plus it gets better as it warms up to room temperature, so I drink it slower than I would a lighter beer and get buzzed at a safer rate.

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Posted: 11 years 4 weeks ago

I wish Kah were available everywhere.

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Posted: 11 years 4 weeks ago

Is there an app for that?

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Please God no! Will somebody think of Jake's iPhone!!!

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It's actually kind of a serious question. I don't have an iPhone, so I wouldn't know, but are there porn apps? You'd think there would be...

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Posted: 11 years 4 weeks ago

Here's the thing about apps on the iPhone: you have the Internet. More than half of the apps are unnecessary.

Want to watch porn on your iPhone? Want to check the weather? Stocks? Want directions? Want a recipe? There is a single app for all those. It's called "The Worldwide Web." Unfortunately, it's probably in 3G.

There are, of course, cool apps. There's that nifty level tool, and there are musical instruments. And stuff.

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Well, KV, the thing about pr0n is that the Apple store wouldn't approve any apps of that nature, I'm sure. Also, most of the free sites that are any good use Flash as their player of choice, which is, STILL unsupported in Safari for the iPhone, iPod Touch, and the upcoming iPad. However, many sites have a mobile page that runs the pr0n in a youtube for iPhone compatible format. So, yeah, you can still get pr0n on the iPhone.

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That Safari lack of Flash thing is really annoying. Is it because they are scared of Flash video as Apple are purveyors of Quicktime.

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It gives up a level of control they currently enjoy as lots of games are also made to run in Flash, not just videos.

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Posted: 11 years 3 weeks ago

What do you need an app for when there's youporn?

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I prefer RedTube and Spankwire. Spankwire rules!!! Fantasti.cc is a pretty good aggregator of porn.

I have too much time on my hands and I swear my eyesight is getting worse.....

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Until recently, Spankwire had some crummy resolution. It seems to have gotten better. There's also xhamster and tube8.

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The Swollen Goi...
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No love for JizzHut?

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Didn't know about that one.

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Daltons chin dimple wrote:

I hate all the cheeky chappie fake Paddy twatness associated with it over here. Do you get that in the US? I imagine you do as everyone pretends to be Irish on St Paddy's day.But it's an OK drink.

Love St Patrick's Day, love Celtic culture, and I luuurrrrrvvvveee me some Guinness.

Especially love a half-and-half, Guinness floating on top of Harp Lager:

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What a great way to ruin two drinks at once.

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Jakester
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Nothing wrong with an 'alf-n'alf or a black-and tan.

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I feel sick just looking at it. It looks like it should have a frakkin' umbrella in it. It's already in a novelty glass!

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Posted: 11 years 3 weeks ago

God. I hate all of you.

kah
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Posted: 11 years 3 weeks ago

I love Harp. I love Guinness. I love Newcastle. There is just something I don't like about black n tans or black n browns. Pass.

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Separate but equal?!

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Posted: 11 years 3 weeks ago

Harp rocks. I don't really dig Guiness because I'm not into beers that you need to chew.

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WaveLine wrote:

God. I hate all of you.

Hi WaveLine !!!

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