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Posted by kah on Thursday, May 7, 2009

I don't get to watch many cartoons outside of Spongebob, Flapjack, and Phineas and Ferb, but every once in a while, I get to see Batman: The Brave and the Bold. Holy crap is it HILARIOUS!

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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

I like blackberries

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Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

Uh, hey, KV? About your new FB profile pic...I kind of want to bang you.

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Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

Your pushing of sexual boundaries was inevitable.

Soon, they will begin to push back.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

Dude, he's fucking HAWT!
And those chicks he gets. Gay guys get the hottest chicks. I should pretend to be gay.

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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

This girl largely annoys the bejesus out of me and wasn't that good in bed. Dry spell or not, I can do better. As in find somebody who isn't helplessly in love with me and jumping through every hoop she can find to try to make me feel the same.

And, y'know, one who doesn't have smaller boobs than I do.

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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

Sounds like it's pretty well decided, then. Although, maybe you could make her do anal and then kick her out.

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Mal Shot First
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

Why do so many guys talk about anal sex as if it were something really great? Stop perpetuating this myth.

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

Take it to "Current Annoyances," Mal Shot First.

The Swollen Goi...
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It's good practice for guys who are considering doing other guys.

Mal Shot First
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

I don't know if it's "good" practice as much as it is common practice.

Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

Mal Shot First wrote:

Why do so many guys talk about anal sex as if it were something really great? Stop perpetuating this myth.

Oh, it certainly doesn't feel better than conventional, but, you know...there's the humiliation factor.

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The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

Anal sex is a workable option if your wife just had a baby.

Anal sex with your wife, I mean.

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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

I'm not sure about that. Blowjobs, however....They're always a workable option.

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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

thank god that google adsense hasn't picked up on the keywords on this page. I don't even WANT to know what kind of ads would appear.

We were watching Al-Quaeda, and all this time our security services should have been keeping watch on Jakester's throbbing nutsack!-Dalton's chin dimple
The Swollen Goi...
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Blowjobs suck.

I usually turn them down when they're offered.

And now everybody knows something about me I'm sure they always wanted to know about me.

Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

...I'll take yours, then.

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The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

You want me to give you a blowjob?

The Swollen Goi...
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Pay for my plane ticket and food costs (I'd need to eat more than your sausage for sustenance, which is not to say your sausage isn't filling), and I'll do it.

Adam54
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

If anybody needs me I'll be over here vomiting at the mental image of that.

Adam54
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

Oh, btw Omi, I just saw an ad on here for cougarlife.com

Not quite sure what to make of that, but they're getting closer to picking up on what's going on here.

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

Adam54 wrote:

If anybody needs me I'll be over here vomiting at the mental image of that.

Nothing quite this disgusting going on over in "Random II."

Jakester
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Uh, I doubt you're good enough to warrant a plane ticket, Goiter. Kah, on the other hand...

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The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

You have no fucking idea how good I am.

Who knows what to do with a dick better than someone who's been growing one of his own for the past thirty years?

Mal Shot First
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

The Swollen Goi... wrote:

Blowjobs suck.

Only if they're done right.

The Swollen Goi...
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I'm gonna make it so dry for you, Mal Shot First.

My tongue will be like sandpaper.