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Posted by kah on Thursday, May 7, 2009

I don't get to watch many cartoons outside of Spongebob, Flapjack, and Phineas and Ferb, but every once in a while, I get to see Batman: The Brave and the Bold. Holy crap is it HILARIOUS!

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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

Oh, another strike against crazy girl?

Violently refuses to give a blowjob. The blowjob orgasm is total myth, mind you, but I still appreciate the effort.

She's all too willing to let me go down on her though.

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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

Adam54 wrote:

Oh, another strike against crazy girl? Violently refuses to give a blowjob. The blowjob orgasm is total myth, mind you, but I still appreciate the effort. She's all too willing to let me go down on her though.

Feh!

Silly youngling! She don't know what she's missing then.

And, yes, I did show up because I heard blowj0b and crazygirl and some sorta RK signal came on in my brain.

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Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

No, the blowjob orgasm is NOT a myth. Clearly your chicks have no idea what the hell they're doing.
I'm sure Red could set you straight. I totally love her.

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Adam54
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

You know one of my chicks. Think about that, and tell me again they don't know what the hell they're doing.

Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

Uh...it's entirely likely that she has no idea what the hell she's doing.

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Adam54
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

Well, at least I got you to think.

You'd be incredibly wrong in that thinking, but at least I got you to think.

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

Blowjob orgasms are for chumps.

Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

Adam, if I ever meet you, I'm going to punch you in the throat.

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Adam54
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

You're that opposed to thinking?

No, wait. You THINK you're going to punch me in the throat.

That's using the ol' Noodle John Boy!

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

As accustomed as we are to threads veering all over the place, this one has taken a very disturbing turn.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
HI MY NAME IS GUS
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

Daltons chin dimple wrote:

As accustomed as we are to threads veering all over the place, this one has taken a very disturbing turn.

I PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT FOR SAYING THAT

Think of me as a megaphone directed at God's eardrum, my child.
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

Look everybody, it's HI MY NAME IS GU---um---Uwe Boll.

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kah
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

Mal, just because I am banging two guys doesn't make me loose. One of them I have been fucking on and off since the early 00's and the other for almost 2 years. I turn down dates and sex with at least 5 guys a night (job hazard). I am not easy. In fact, I am damn near impossible. But hey, thanks for calling me a whore. Awesome. At least I'm getting laid. Often(!) and well. Works for me.

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
Mal Shot First
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

I just call 'em like I see 'em.

Okay, that was mean. All I was saying is that some women might not be comfortable with going to a bar and hooking up with a man they've never met before, which is what it sounded like you were suggesting.

The Swollen Goi...
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When I get called loose, it's not because I am a whore. It's because I can retrieve a grapefruit from my lower intestine without my hand or the grapefruit ever making contact with my intestinal wall.

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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

I wasn't suggesting I was one of those women. I was saying that after 9 years in this business, and a total of 15 in the restaurant/bar industry, those women are out there, and that alternative is safer than hooking up with a crazy stalker girl. Just make sure you bring condoms and keep a close eye on your phone. Girls (and guys) these days will take your phone and call themselves from it to get your number so you can't give them a fake.

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
The Swollen Goi...
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I'm so far removed from the bar pick-up culture that you just sort of blew my mind with that phone bit, kah.

The thought of someone doing that never even crossed my mind.

kah
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

Yeah. It's crazy.

Also, Adam, blowjob orgasm- not a myth. Seriously. Unless you want to give me legendary status, which I'm not completely against.

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
Strider
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

For all I know it's been there forever and I'm just really unobservant, but kah's signature is damned funny.

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Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

It's been there forever.
I am, by the way, even more obsessed with Kah.

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Daltons chin dimple
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I can't remember the last time I went to a bar with the intention of going on the pull. It must have been about 6 years ago.

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Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

Seriously? People are doing that with phones? Christ on a cracker!!!! If the bars in America are so full of desperate, needy and insecure women, then I need to get on a plane a.s.a.p. !!!!!

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kah
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

Boys are doing it too. That's why my phone stays behind the bar. It was bad enough having my friends give out my number. I put a fucking stop to that.

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

Why don't I have your number? Geez.

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Adam54
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Posted: 10 years 44 weeks ago

Maybe you should steal it from her bar.