I don't get to watch many cartoons outside of Spongebob, Flapjack, and Phineas and Ferb, but every once in a while, I get to see Batman: The Brave and the Bold. Holy crap is it HILARIOUS!
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Nope. It's a genetic trait. Like mutant powers it can begin to manifest some time around the onset of puberty.
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My sister and her husband have taught me how to play Canasta, and with all the crap in my throat I sound like Bea Arthur. I am turning into a Golden Girl.
Honey bunches.....of death!
My psychotic actress roommate from freshman year LOVED canasta, and with all the menthols she smoked she sounded like Jeremy Irons. Maybe you're turning into her!
She's 20, but I think you'd be better off as Bea Arthur.
"Men weren't really the enemy - they were fellow victims suffering from an outmoded masculine mystique that made them feel unnecessarily inadequate when there were no bears to kill." -- Betty Friedan
I love canasta and I love the Golden Girls. If you insist on being Bea Arthur, I insist you wear industrial shoulder pads.
"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
So I'm running around at night, and the stupid pack leader says "You can't get the H1N1 flu shot just by killing & eating a human who got the shot!" and I said "Like hell you can't!"
Stupid damn werewolves.
RedKarma - Not approved for use at high altitudes.
See, if you were a vampire, you wouldn't even have to worry about H1N1.
Which reminds me of this little ditty:
You were a vampire and baby I'm the walking dead
Aw you were a vampire and baby I'm the walkin' dead
I've got the ways and means
To New Orleans
I'm going down by the river where it's warm and green
I'm gonna have a drink
And walk around
I've got a lot to think about
Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
kah wrote:
Reverse cowgirl. Good stuff.
I am fully erect.
Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
that's probably why he announces it, since it would be impossible to tell otherwise.
We were watching Al-Quaeda, and all this time our security services should have been keeping watch on Jakester's throbbing nutsack!-Dalton's chin dimple
Within 24 hours of their return, the boys have destroyed the house, broken three glasses in the kitchen, stolen my cigarettes, allowed a random person to sleep on our couch, and dumped half a bottle of nail top coat over the antique chest my parents gave me for graduation.
I need to make more female friends. Or at least some cleaner friends.
"Men weren't really the enemy - they were fellow victims suffering from an outmoded masculine mystique that made them feel unnecessarily inadequate when there were no bears to kill." -- Betty Friedan
Tell them to clean the house or there will be no more fellatio.
Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
I thought spammy was into chicks now?
We were watching Al-Quaeda, and all this time our security services should have been keeping watch on Jakester's throbbing nutsack!-Dalton's chin dimple
It might motivate them anyway.
Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
I'm into both, but one roommate is gay (and has been my best friend since sixth grade) and the other one is a giant bro, so that's just not happening. On the upside, they don't flip their shit every 28 days or get all Single White Female like any of my female roommates have done, so I guess I'll keep them around.
"Men weren't really the enemy - they were fellow victims suffering from an outmoded masculine mystique that made them feel unnecessarily inadequate when there were no bears to kill." -- Betty Friedan
Jakester wrote:
I am fully erect.
So is the Burj Khalifa, now the world's tallest free standing structure.
Kah, if I ever meet you, I'm full on banging you. I don't care where we are.
Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
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The boys were alone in the house for TWO DAYS after I left for Christmas break, and it's completely trashed. Do they pull teenage boys aside at some point and teach them how to exude filth?