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Posted by kah on Thursday, May 7, 2009

I don't get to watch many cartoons outside of Spongebob, Flapjack, and Phineas and Ferb, but every once in a while, I get to see Batman: The Brave and the Bold. Holy crap is it HILARIOUS!

spammityspam
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Posted: 9 years 38 weeks ago

The boys were alone in the house for TWO DAYS after I left for Christmas break, and it's completely trashed. Do they pull teenage boys aside at some point and teach them how to exude filth?

"Men weren't really the enemy - they were fellow victims suffering from an outmoded masculine mystique that made them feel unnecessarily inadequate when there were no bears to kill." -- Betty Friedan
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Posted: 9 years 38 weeks ago

Nope. It's a genetic trait. Like mutant powers it can begin to manifest some time around the onset of puberty.

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Posted: 9 years 37 weeks ago

My sister and her husband have taught me how to play Canasta, and with all the crap in my throat I sound like Bea Arthur. I am turning into a Golden Girl.

Honey bunches.....of death!
spammityspam
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Posted: 9 years 37 weeks ago

My psychotic actress roommate from freshman year LOVED canasta, and with all the menthols she smoked she sounded like Jeremy Irons. Maybe you're turning into her!

She's 20, but I think you'd be better off as Bea Arthur.

"Men weren't really the enemy - they were fellow victims suffering from an outmoded masculine mystique that made them feel unnecessarily inadequate when there were no bears to kill." -- Betty Friedan
kah
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Posted: 9 years 37 weeks ago

I love canasta and I love the Golden Girls. If you insist on being Bea Arthur, I insist you wear industrial shoulder pads.

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
RedKarma
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Posted: 9 years 35 weeks ago

So I'm running around at night, and the stupid pack leader says "You can't get the H1N1 flu shot just by killing & eating a human who got the shot!" and I said "Like hell you can't!"

Stupid damn werewolves.

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Posted: 9 years 35 weeks ago

See, if you were a vampire, you wouldn't even have to worry about H1N1.

Which reminds me of this little ditty:

You were a vampire and baby I'm the walking dead
Aw you were a vampire and baby I'm the walkin' dead

I've got the ways and means
To New Orleans
I'm going down by the river where it's warm and green
I'm gonna have a drink
And walk around
I've got a lot to think about

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Bokchoi Cowboy
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Posted: 9 years 30 weeks ago

*

You don't know the power of the Bokside!
Bill_the_Only
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Posted: 9 years 35 weeks ago

I challenge you to a duel.

Corporal_Hicks
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Posted: 9 years 35 weeks ago

LEAVE ME ALONE

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kah
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Posted: 9 years 35 weeks ago

Reverse cowgirl. Good stuff.

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 35 weeks ago

Dammit woman, I'm at work!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 35 weeks ago

kah wrote:

Reverse cowgirl. Good stuff.

I am fully erect.

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Bokchoi Cowboy
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Posted: 9 years 30 weeks ago

*

You don't know the power of the Bokside!
omicron
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Posted: 9 years 35 weeks ago

that's probably why he announces it, since it would be impossible to tell otherwise.

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spammityspam
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Posted: 9 years 35 weeks ago

Within 24 hours of their return, the boys have destroyed the house, broken three glasses in the kitchen, stolen my cigarettes, allowed a random person to sleep on our couch, and dumped half a bottle of nail top coat over the antique chest my parents gave me for graduation.

I need to make more female friends. Or at least some cleaner friends.

"Men weren't really the enemy - they were fellow victims suffering from an outmoded masculine mystique that made them feel unnecessarily inadequate when there were no bears to kill." -- Betty Friedan
Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 35 weeks ago

Tell them to clean the house or there will be no more fellatio.

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omicron
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Posted: 9 years 35 weeks ago

I thought spammy was into chicks now?

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Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 35 weeks ago

It might motivate them anyway.

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spammityspam
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Posted: 9 years 35 weeks ago

I'm into both, but one roommate is gay (and has been my best friend since sixth grade) and the other one is a giant bro, so that's just not happening. On the upside, they don't flip their shit every 28 days or get all Single White Female like any of my female roommates have done, so I guess I'll keep them around.

"Men weren't really the enemy - they were fellow victims suffering from an outmoded masculine mystique that made them feel unnecessarily inadequate when there were no bears to kill." -- Betty Friedan
Space Tycoon
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Posted: 9 years 35 weeks ago

Jakester wrote:

I am fully erect.

So is the Burj Khalifa, now the world's tallest free standing structure.

kah
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Posted: 9 years 35 weeks ago

I don't like pie.

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
kah
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Posted: 9 years 35 weeks ago

Guess I'll just have to fill up on cock.

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 35 weeks ago

Kah, if I ever meet you, I'm full on banging you. I don't care where we are.

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Bill_the_Only
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Posted: 9 years 35 weeks ago

You mean to say that all these years, I've had no idea that "pie" is a euphemism for "vagina"?