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Shut...the...hell....up, Mr. Zombie.
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Shut...the...hell....up, Mr. Zombie.
There's no doubt that Zombie's a fan of the horror genre, and conceptually, House of 100 Corpses and Devil's Rejects should be terrifying as the villains are just people gone bugfuck wrong. They're real. Unfortunately, they just came across as white trash assholes who needed a shotgun shoved up their collective asses.
I think Zombie's probably got some good ideas for horror movies. Maybe he could be a writer and work with someone to write the script and produce. But he shouldn't be the sole writer, nor should he direct.
Anyone who calls himself "Rob Zombie" is immediately excused from having an opinion on anything.
Yours sincerely,
Daltons Chin Dimple
Remember when Rob Zombie was in White Zombie (a band named after a movie, and a band that frequently employed audio clips from other movies in their songs), and their music was, like, the most original music ever made? Remember how White Zombie totally invented noise rock, and weren't just one of many bands draining the blood out of the neck of the current fad?
When I first saw the Devil's Rejects poster, I thought Elizabeth Shue and Donald Sutherland were in it. Turns out they weren't.
While White Zombie may not have been the first band named after a movie (Black Sabbath, The Misfits, Blondie [first a comic strip, it is true], They Might Be Giants, My Bloody Valentine, and a host of others preceded them), but they are, at the very least, the first band I know of to be named after White Zombie.
Just as long as Rob Zombie doesnt explore the abused shattered youth of a young child blob with an alchoholic abusive blob-dad and a white trash abusive stripper Blob mom played by Sherry Moon Zombie and would explore the backstory behind the childhood of the child Blob befor it landed on earth, grew up, got locked away in a freezer and took on a child psychologist who wanted to exploit the Blob for profit.
No, it was "Lawrence of Arabia 2: Electric Boogaloo".
I had a "Whiny Tool" once. My advice is to slow down and possibly use a lubricant.
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Rob Zombie is a visionary and a poet. Rob Zombie's an original. Rob Zombie's a game changer. Rob Zombie's the man I want my children to grow up to be.
Rob Zombie's also probably God.
I think Rob Zombie goes to Alan Moore's barber.
I think Rob Zombie goes to Fred Durst's tattoo parlor.
Rob Zombie likes the Marx Brothers. I wonder, though: do they like Rob Zombie? They'd have to be zombies to like Rob Zombie (not because Rob Zombie could only be likable to zombies, mind you, but because they'd likely not be around unless the were zombies. Or ghosts, mummies, vampires, or reanimatees, I suppose. But those things aren't real like zombies are real). Do you think Groucho Zombie calls Rob Zombie "Rob Zombie," or do you think their unddeadness makes them familiars? I bet it does. I bet Groucho Zombie calls Rob Zombie "Rob." I'd hope Rob Zombie wouldn't be so mannerless as to call Groucho Zombie "Groucho." I hope Rob Zombie knows enough to respect Rob Zombie's Zombie elders.
Why the government hasn't thought to try to cure cancer with Rob Zombie's blood is beyond me.
Halloween 2 didn't originally come out this time of year because they were afraid of Saw VI. Saw VI doesn't look so scary, now.
Not that any movies in the Saw franchise have been scary.