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Is this "safe for work"?

Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Monday, November 5, 2012

Here's where I post videos, and you tell me whether or not they're safe for work.

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atrejub
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I want to give a heart-felt apology to everyone else on the boards for not being at home right now and thus for being unable to supervise Goiter.

Quasar
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The last time that happened, we got Horso.

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Posted: 8 years 49 weeks ago

Judging by the reaction the video elicited from the TAs in the office, I'd say it's probably NSFW.

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Good thing the TA room isn't the workplace. 

Or maybe that's just when I'm in it.

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atrejub wrote:

I want to give a heart-felt apology to everyone else on the boards for not being at home right now and thus for being unable to supervise Goiter.

Apology accepted.

Daltons chin dimple
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 Is this the supposed analplasty video of some famous girl who took a shit load of cocaine up the wrong 'un ??

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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My guess is that it's just your average, Plain Jane asshole. 

If you need it to be a famous girl's asshole for you to enjoy it, on the other hand, then it's definitely a famous girl's asshole. It's probably Aishwarya Rai's. 

Daltons chin dimple
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 Wouldn't there be a 45 involved?

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After a day without internet access, this is what I fucking come home to?

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 Geez, the still alone was enough to put me off. I didn't even bother clicking the play button.

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I was reading about Rush Limbaugh avoiding the draft because of something called pilonidal cysts.

So, genius that I am, I looked up pilonidal cyst on good ole' Wikipedia.  Brilliant move, that.

 

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Like an idiot, I just clicked on Spacey's link.  There are some things in life that you just can't un-see.

I was not put off by the still from the video, but would have appreciated a different still.  I have no choice but to have that appear larger than life on my screen when I check new posts in this thread.  My back faces the rest of the office, which for those of you following along at home, means that my computer screen is also facing the rest of the office...let's just say that makes for interesting water cooler discussion.

Turn your head and cough!
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 Thanks to Spacey, I now know what a gluteal cleft is.

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Drakemd wrote:

There are some things in life that you just can't un-see.

If you dance with the Devil, the Devil don't change.

The Devil changes you.

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Especially if that dancing is done in the pale moonlight.

Quasar
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Do we have an award for weakest semi-daily post? Because I'd like to award that to Goits right about now.

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Hold off on the awardin'. I think I have a pretty good shot at topping this one.

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 Liar!

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