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Sick....

Posted by Daltons chin dimple on Monday, February 8, 2010

Went to work on Friday with a bit of a sore throat, ended the weekend with a bitching sore throat, a thumping head, totally blocked nose, ache all over and feel like I am burning up when in bed but freezing cold with the shakes when not. Plus other, more disgusting, symptoms (all I can say is that now would be a good time to buy shares in toilet paper companies!!).

It's Ebola, I'm telling you!!!!!

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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

I know I don't usually say this, but keep your bodily fluids to yourself.

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Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

I wish I could!!!! I really do.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

On the upside, I am currently watching endless documentaries on Discovery / Nat Geo / Eden / History / Military channels etc. etc. I now know more than I ever need to about behind the scenes on cruise ships.

Next stop, sharks. Shortly followed by Nazi's.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

This was a good documentary:

Journey to the Edge of the Universe
http://www.discoverychannel.ca/Showpage.aspx?sid=14312

Doesn't tell you much new, but there is some awesome imagery.

Anyway, get better.

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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

Thanks. It won't play here, but I will see if I can find this on UK Discovery and expand my tiny mind still further.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

Whenever I get sick I go back through and watch all the adaptations of Jane Austen novels (plus Jane Eyre). But I don't think that's an equitable solution for everyone.

I recommend herbal remedies. Smoking will kill your throat but ease your nausea and make your sick-movies that much more distracting and hilarious!

Sorry you're sick. Everyone I know is sick too, which means I know it's coming. I hate this part of winter.

"Men weren't really the enemy - they were fellow victims suffering from an outmoded masculine mystique that made them feel unnecessarily inadequate when there were no bears to kill." -- Betty Friedan
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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

I got the H1N1 flu shot mid-December and I've felt like crap ever since. I know a few others who feel the same way. Off to the mid-life crisis thread I go!

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One day Hicks, when you list expect it, that thread will come back to haunt you.

I still feel like shit, and smoking isn't an option seeing as I am still managing to stay off them, even for medicinal purposes. I never used to get sick like this when I smoked :(

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

Asking for it is what I do.

That said, the wife and I are financially sound. Very, very little debt other than the badass house we bought just over a year ago. Kid #1 is on the way, and looking as healthy as can be. I have a solid group of friends that I routinely let off the steam with. On top of that, I haven't succumbed to near middle aged white folk (yes, I'm racist towards white people) "nights out." She understands that I fucking hate watching Grey's Anatomy and that she will never, ever get me to watch it. EVER. I also have several job propositions, several of which include a pay increase of about 30-40% in the near future.

Sorry that I seem like an ass sometimes, but I really don't give a fuck about Spider-Man.

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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

Sometimes?

Corporal_Hicks
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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

Good point. ALL of the time.

I really don't care about Iron Man.

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What do you care about? Acceptable answers are "World Peace" and "You" (as in - me)

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Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

I care about my penis being in any orifice of Kah's.

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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

Which is directly in reverse proportion to how much we care about it. But you go, girlfriend!!!

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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

I'd settle for her ear. Aural sex.

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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

That way she could hear you coming.

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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

That's an olld one, but a good one nonetheless.

There is no why
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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

Just be careful, Jakester. Try not to expose yourself to hearing AIDS.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

There also has to be a wax joke in here somewhere, but I am buggered if I can find it.

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That's SOUND advice.

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Drum, inner ear, vibrations..... no, shit! I am still coming up blank (fnar, fnar).

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Daltons chin dimple wrote:

There also has to be a wax joke in here somewhere, but I am buggered if I can find it.

How about, "I expect Jakester to WAX pornographic when he relates the tale to us"?

No?

:-(

The Swollen Goi...
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And then follow it up with something about "flooding the auditorium."

Daltons chin dimple
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Damn, you're good.

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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

Wow. I'd better give it up soon. He's already (7 years) lowered his standards to ear sex. Pretty soon he's just going to want to bump it against my leg.

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"