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Songs I Misattributed When I Was Younger

Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Thursday, May 6, 2010

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I thought the following were Paul McCartney songs:





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I thought the following two were George Harrison songs:






I thought the following was a Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young song:

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I used to think this one was a Bob Dylan song:




I thought the following was an Elvis song:

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I mistook this one for a Roy Orbison song (which creeped me out, since he had been dead for a while when I first heard it):

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Way back in the day, a few months after U2's Rattle and Hum came out, an acquaintance said to me, "Bet you didn't know that U2 didn't write 'All Along the Watchtower.' It's actually a Jimi Hendrix song."

True story.

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That's fucking awesome.

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I misread the thread title as "Songs I Masturbated to When I Was Younger"

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That thread would have been started by Jakester.

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Or finished.

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Or middled. (muddled?)

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Or twiddled. (Or fiddled?)

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HI MY NAME IS GUS wrote:

Way back in the day, a few months after U2's Rattle and Hum came out, an acquaintance said to me, "Bet you didn't know that U2 didn't write 'All Along the Watchtower.' It's actually a Jimi Hendrix song." True story.

Did he then say, "Why are you giving me that almost gleeful look of contempt? Is that to say that 'yes, you dumbfuck, I know who wrote that song? Everybody knows it!'? Does it feel good to be so superior? Yes, I can see that it does."

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(1) "She" not "he."

(2) No.

(3) Yes it does.

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Quasar, I misread the thread title just as you did. Freaky.
And if we're doing that, just about any video by Madonna from the 80's.

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For the record, "All Along the Watchtower" was not a Jimi Hendrix original. It was originally written and recorded by ol' Robert Zimmerman. HI MY NAME IS GUS knows this, but a whole lot of people probably don't.

I meant to add the following to my collection of George Harrison misattributions, but I forgot:



I wanted to attribute every Beatles-y song to solo Beatles as a kid. I was probably ten or eleven before I was set straight on this one.

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Aren't all of Jimmy Hendrix's songs covers?

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I thought it was masturbate too. That would be an interesting topic.

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Either you guys all have sex on the brain, or you see the word "masturbated" far more commonly than "misattributed."

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I admit, I thought the title said Masturbate too.......

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Oh and I always thought Dream On by Aerosmith was a Led Zepplin song

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Natalie wrote:

I thought it was masturbate too. That would be an interesting topic.

We could just hijack this thread. That's been known to happen around here.

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I remember when the song "Wishing Well" came out, and a friend kept trying to convince me that it was a Michael Jackson song. I knew it wasn't (the voice was too deep, and too growly), but I guess I can understand why my friend thought this:


Of course he, like me, didn't have cable, so he didn't have MTV, and probably never saw the video. Watching it now, I see a guy who is clearly not Michael Jackson, but who probably wouldn't mind being Michael Jackson.

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Quasar wrote:

I misread the thread title as "Songs I Masturbated to When I Was Younger"

Glad I'm not the only one who saw that at first as well.

And I bet I'm not the first to think "It wasn't a song, but does the Dr. Who theme count?"

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Red, you give me a stiffy.

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