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Star Wars Episode VII will be directed by......

Posted by Daltons chin dimple on Friday, January 25, 2013

....JJ Abrams.

It's all over teh internets, so it must be true.

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Posted: 8 years 38 weeks ago

Get ready for time traveling Emperor clones.

I hate being right.

(One article mentioned Affleck was in the running. He would've been an inspired choice.)

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Posted: 8 years 38 weeks ago

Maybe Affleck for the middle episode if it's going darker.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 8 years 38 weeks ago

 It is official!!

 

Disney press release.....

J.J. Abrams will direct Star Wars: Episode VII, the first of a new series of Star Wars films to come from Lucasfilm under the leadership of Kathleen Kennedy. Abrams will be directing and Academy Award-winning writer Michael Arndt will write the screenplay.

"It’s very exciting to have J.J. aboard leading the charge as we set off to make a new Star Wars movie," said Kennedy. "J.J. is the perfect director to helm this. Beyond having such great instincts as a filmmaker, he has an intuitive understanding of this franchise. He understands the essence of the Star Wars experience, and will bring that talent to create an unforgettable motion picture."

George Lucas went on to say “I’ve consistently been impressed with J.J. as a filmmaker and storyteller. He’s an ideal choice to direct the new Star Wars film and the legacy couldn’t be in better hands."

"To be a part of the next chapter of the Star Wars saga, to collaborate with Kathy Kennedy and this remarkable group of people, is an absolute honor,” J.J. Abrams said. “I may be even more grateful to George Lucas now than I was as a kid."

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Posted: 8 years 38 weeks ago

I guess that's fine. Could have been a lot worse.

Here's hoping he doesn't wind up suffering from Bryan Singer Syndrome in the public eye.

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Posted: 8 years 38 weeks ago

 Looks like they will have 3 different directors.

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Posted: 8 years 38 weeks ago

I fail to see why this is big news. He's already directed one Star Wars movie.

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 8 years 38 weeks ago

Jubbers and I were talking about this last night. It's a little bit of a bummer that I already know how his Star Wars movie is likely to look and feel.

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Posted: 8 years 38 weeks ago

On the other hand, now that he's made a space-operatic movie in a franchise ostensibly competing with the Star Wars franchise, maybe he'll be compelled to give his actual Star Wars film a very different feel.

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Posted: 8 years 38 weeks ago

I hope so. He'll have Lucasfilm and Disney looking over his shoulder, so that'll make a difference.

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Posted: 8 years 38 weeks ago

 The challenge will be keeping Lucas at arms length without looking like they are keeping Lucas at arms length.

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Posted: 8 years 38 weeks ago

Whatevs.

The Swollen Goi...
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Space Tycoon wrote:

Whatevs.

I agree.

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Posted: 8 years 38 weeks ago

 You know going to light speed will look like one giant lens flare. 

Ooooooh! Lens flare sabers! It will be so cool!

Actually, this gives me hope it won't suck.

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Posted: 8 years 38 weeks ago

Time traveling Emperor clones.

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Posted: 8 years 38 weeks ago

neglet wrote:

 You know going to light speed will look like one giant lens flare. Ooooooh! Lens flare sabers! It will be so cool!Actually, this gives me hope it won't suck.

I was about to post that light sabers would be made from lens flares now...but you beat me to it.

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Posted: 8 years 38 weeks ago

We'll finally get that Chewbacca/Threepio makeout scene.

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Posted: 8 years 38 weeks ago

Han Solo will wear an earring.

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Jakester wrote:

I was about to post that light sabers would be made from lens flares now...but you beat me to it.

How did I manage that, I'm not a geek!

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You copied off somebody else's paper.

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Under the contract he had to sign, Mark Hamill will be playing these movies until the end of time with Yoda.

Source: "Weird" Al Yankovic.

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Yoda? Who's that? 

Oh, you mean Y-O-D-A Yoda.

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 I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah

where it bubbles all the time like a carbonated soda

S-O-D-A soda.

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Posted: 8 years 37 weeks ago

I'm 5 years over bashing the Abrams Star Wars.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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Posted: 8 years 36 weeks ago

 Where's Ulic at these days? I wonder what he's feeling about this announcement. I'm actually excited for a potential return to my childhood, instead of another Lucas-turd.

"You think we can smell them coming?"
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He's excited about it. He's Ulic, after all.

He's a Facebook friend of mine. His wife just had a baby.