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Posted by atrejub on Monday, August 15, 2011

You know, I've never tried pig's milk.

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Why would he start off his sentence with "You know"? Because we don't know. For all anyone knows, Goits has done everything imaginable at least once. It saddens me to think that Goits assumes people know he's never tried pig's milk.

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Posted: 10 years 9 weeks ago

 I heard that Ol' Beau Watkins once ate an entire pig that he killed with his bare hands. Surely he would have ingested some milk from it.

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Posted: 10 years 9 weeks ago

He squeezed that pig to death so hard that the pressure caused all liquids - blood, milk, etc - to evaporate instantaneously.

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Posted: 10 years 9 weeks ago

I remember it as "I've never had pig's milk," but I'm more reliable when it comes to remembering what others have said.

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Posted: 10 years 9 weeks ago

That would be important if you were the author of this thread.

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The Swollen Goi...
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Does this mean you've resigned yourself to the fact that Jubbers is not a beast of my own creation?

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Posted: 10 years 9 weeks ago

I've always assumed that Goits, Thursty, Zombie Gandi, Jubbers, Mal, and Hi My Name Is Gus are all entities within a single mind ala John Cusack in Identity.

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Daltons chin dimple
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I wished him and Jubbers all the best on their nuptials, and actually felt happy for them. If it's all a lie then it will be terrible. Like they faked their own death or something.

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Quasar wrote:

I've always assumed that Goits, Thursty, Zombie Gandi, Jubbers, Mal, and Hi My Name Is Gus are all entities within a single mind ala John Cusack in Identity.

Thanks for ruining Identity for me, Asshole.

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Posted: 10 years 9 weeks ago

Considering Goits was hoping to get his own country as a gift for his faked wedding, I'd say you got off easy.

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The Swollen Goi... wrote:

Thanks for ruining Identity for me, Asshole.

I just did you a favor.

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If Quasar can ruin Identity any further then he is one powerful motherfucker and we should all be wary! Are you? Are you one powerful motherfucker?

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The Swollen Goi...
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Quasar wrote:

I just did you a favor.

You've done this same favor for me multiple times.

I grow ever closer to watching Identity, just to spite you.

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Posted: 10 years 9 weeks ago

Did you need me to ruin Little Man for you also?

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Posted: 10 years 9 weeks ago

 Didn't the Wayans already take care of that?

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I imagine Goits and Jubbers walking around with notepads jotting down everything the other one says. Also, keeping the notepads when they're not together, writing down their own witticisms and exchanging notes when they get together. Then they read each other's list out loud, then write them down again as they'd now been said by the other person.

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Posted: 10 years 9 weeks ago

I imagine Goits naked.

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Posted: 10 years 9 weeks ago

Did he ever offer to let you ride his Schwin?

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No, just fucked me violently in the arse.

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Corporal_Hicks
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Posted: 10 years 9 weeks ago

I was talking about his bicycle.

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Corporal_Hicks
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I was talking about his bicycle.

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I was talking about him making sweet lovin' to my touché.

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I was talking about him making sweet lovin' to my touché.

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Damn double post!

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Yes. Yes it was.

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