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Superman loses red briefs, looks even more gay

Posted by Quasar on Tuesday, November 27, 2012

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 I always think pics like this are hard to judge until you see the costume in motion, correctly lit.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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That's a pretty old one, isn't it?

He looks quite British in this particular shot.

Mal Shot First
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Well, he is an alien. He's a legal alien. He's a Superman in Metropolis.

neglet
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That's silly. Remind me again why we needed yet another Supes origin story?

I am not excited for this at all, and the costume just reinforces that. 

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I think the silliest part of the costume is that he still has what appears to be a belt buckle, despite not wearing a belt.

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Surely to be the highest grossing animated film of the year!

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Corporal_Hicks
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 WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE WHAT LARGE GAY MEN FROM OTHER PLANETS WOULD WEAR!?

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I wear navy blue briefs from time to time.  So what are you trying to say here, Quas?  That I look gay?  Or that I am gay?!

Is that what you're saying?  Cause I'm not, okay?   

I am not being defensive.

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I no longer believe this is a costume Superman could simply put on. 

Maybe the whole thing is incredibly stretchy. Maybe he goes in feet first through the collar.

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 Or he just wears it underneath so is permenantly hot?

Where is KV when we need him?

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The Swollen Goi...
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Seems like a bad idea. Maybe Kryptonian bladders and bowels can hold for days with no need for release.

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He just vibrates his piss and shit so the molecules pass harmlessly through the suit. At least he could do that pre-Crisis.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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The Swollen Goi... wrote:

That's a pretty old one, isn't it?He looks quite British in this particular shot.


This was the perfect setup for somebody to say, "No shit, Goits. Dalty already said he looked gay!"

But I guess you guys are too PC for that.

Jack wasn't too PC for that.

*sniff*

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The Swollen Goi... wrote:

Jack wasn't too PC for that.


And this was the perfect setup for somebody to say, "He was, on the other hand, too funny."

You know, because I try too hard.

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Nice try, Goits, but you're too lazy to try too hard.

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I'd be even lazier if it didn't require so much effort.

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neglet wrote:

Remind me again why we needed yet another Supes origin story? I am not excited for this at all

We haven't had a cinematic origin story for 34 years. There's been some water under the bridge since then.

And the trailer looked cool.

Plus... I Believe In Chris Nolan.

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I distinctly remember "Superman Returns" having scenes set in Smallville, with Clark Kent discovering he can fly. That was only six years ago. "Smallville" spent ten seasons exploring the transformation of Clark into Supes. I see no reason to get excited over a new one, especially with an actor I don't know in a costume that's ridiculous.

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I said "cinematic origin story." 

There is no definitive contemporary film continuity: ergo, Snyder, Nolan et al are free to re-imagine Superman as they see fit, within certain bounds.

I think I know where you're coming from, Negs.  I was initially disappointed by NuTrek, but after subsequent viewings--and more than a few logical discussions from fellow fans--I accepted it as the current incarnation of a concept that was timeless. 

And I have to say I usually maintain my opinions of films over years, even decades.

I hope TMOS will work.  If it doesn't, then it doesn't.  We have too little info to say now either way.

 

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I kinda sorta believe in Nolan some of the time. Believing in Snyder, though, is like believing in a thing that can't help but make hilariously shitty movies.

Still, maybe it'll surprise me in all the right ways.

Space Tycoon
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That's what she said.

Space Tycoon
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Before I fucked her.

The Swollen Goi...
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Are you saying you surprised her in all the wrong ways by fucking her, or are you saying she wasn't surprised?

Space Tycoon
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Column A..... and Column B..........

Space Tycoon
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And there it is.