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Sep 29, 2017 11:45 am

The Ballad of Beau Watkins

Everyone sit back and let me spin you this tale
Of a remarkable young man most hardy and hale
A legend in 'Bama to this very day
And by the end of this song, you won't know if he's gay
It's Ol' Beau

Ol' Beau, Ol' Beau-ohhhh
Beau Wat-kins

On the day he was born, his parents caressed his skin
"We'll call him Tom like the rest of his kin"
With eyes of steel, Beau stared his pa down
"You'll call me Ol' Beau," Beau said with a frown
I'm Ol' Beau

Somewhere down the road, Beau got a step dad
A porn stash and 'stache was all that he had
"I'll guard that porn well," Beau said with a grin
And before you could spit, the lads were comin' in
To see Beau

Ol' Beau, Ol' Beau-ohhhh
Beau Wat-kins

The next several years are a bit of a blur
The details are murky of just what did occur
In the land of der Fuhrer he spent quite a spell
And some even believe there's a footprint in hell
From Ol' Beau

Now the town of the arch is where Beau resides
He endures flicks all day of all shapes and size
His favorite is Little Man, the jewel in his crown
But if you travel nearby, he won't be around
There's no Beau

No Beau, No Beau-ohhhh
Beau Wat-kins

His friends are quite highbrow, that means they're a snob
They scream "You're at Applebees? You're such a knob!"
So now you know Beau's story through 'n through
And I'll sit on a dick if none of it's true
About Beau

Ol' Beau, Ol' Beau-ohhhh
Beau Wat-kins

Mar 30, 2014 10:38 am

Alternate Board

Omicron! Paging Omicron! Come to our new board! We miss ya, dude!

Feb 10, 2014 8:06 am

Adam's Gas Price Roundup

Ah, I almost forgot what it's like to click on the "new post" link, then click again on the last page, then scroll down to the new post. Good times!

Jan 29, 2014 8:00 am

Star Trek Into Darkness

I saw it. It was alright.

Jan 22, 2014 11:39 am

Things are like this

And Jubboiter's not even a sock puppet yet!

Jan 06, 2014 8:33 am

Things that only happen in movies

The guy and girl get together and seem on the verge of spending their lives together in eternal happiness, but then have to be broken up by the time the sequel rolls around so they can get back together again, to be seemingly on the verge of spending their lives together in eternal happiness.

Jan 06, 2014 8:29 am

What are you watching right now? - Farewell to 2013 edition

It is a movie for everybody, except white people.

Dec 31, 2013 7:49 am

What are you watching right now? - Farewell to 2013 edition

I've been underwhelmed by all the Daniel Craig Bond movies to date. I can't say I disliked QoS more than Skyfall (though I remember disliking QoS quite a bit). Now that I think about it, I've been pretty much underwhelmed with Craig going all the way back to LayFoyer Cake. Though I will admit I didn't mind him in The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.

Dec 29, 2013 8:43 pm

What are you watching right now? - Farewell to 2013 edition

Scotia wrote:

Spartacus, season 2

Is that Spartacus: Gods of the Arena or Spartacus: Vengeance? I'm currently watching Spartacus: Vengeance, which I would call Season 3, but which others seem to think of as the second season.

Dec 25, 2013 12:31 am

Merry Christmas!

Incorrect! Bad Santa.