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Jack S. Pharaoh
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Registered:February 12, 2010 5:03:20 pm

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Mar 16, 2013 10:34 pm

Dedicated to Jason (Jakester)

Stop posting Batman stuff, Thursty: it's inappropriate. Gawd.

Mar 16, 2013 10:08 pm

Dedicated to Jason (Jakester)

That reminds me of the classic joke:

One sperm says to the other sperm: "Hey, are we to the uterus yet?"
The other sperm replies: "Uterus? Are you crazy?! We just passed the esophagus!"

It also reminds me of this other classic joke:

Jack [that's me] says to the lonely blond: "Are you bored? I have an idea: let's play dentist."
Lonely blond: "Okay, how do you play?"
Jack: "Well, do you have any cavities that need filled?"

Before anyone says anything, just remember that Jake would've wanted it this way.

Jul 29, 2012 2:11 pm

The PG-13 Porn Thread

Jack S. Pharaoh wrote:

I'd say Molly Cavalli is one of the hottest women alive.

Jul 19, 2012 5:15 pm

The PG-13 Porn Thread

It would take me a while to name all of my favorite pornstars. Trying to think of my favorite, I'd say Molly Cavalli is one of the hottest women alive. She only does girl-on-girl, unfortunately, but I still like her stuff.

Jun 20, 2012 4:58 pm

Game of Thrones II

That is pretty cool.

Coolcoolcool.

Jun 04, 2012 12:57 am

Goiter Discusses Buffy With Himself

Just finished watching the second to last episode of 'Mad Men' S5: that was pretty crazy.  This season's been awesome, but I was just reading a review of last week's ep t'other day by Maureen Ryan, and she was complaining about everything.  I don't find her to be a particularly good TV critic, and she did that thing where since she wasn't really enjoying this season she just complained about everything, even saying the show was predictable this year.  'Mad Men' is generally anything but predictable.  I wonder if she's going to continue with that claim for this week's ep: if she saw this one coming she must be clairvoyant.

Jun 03, 2012 1:18 pm

Goiter Discusses Buffy With Himself

The Swollen Goi... wrote:

"This Year's Gift" is the next Buffy episode.

That's pretty amazing, Thursty, since I'm pretty sure there is no 'Buffy' episode titled 'This Year's Gift', while there is an episode titled 'This Year's Girl'. I guess we just live in some bizarro world where the names of 'Buffy' episodes aren't what a 'Buffy' expert like me thinks they are, but are actually whatever you make them up to be. There's also an episode called 'The Gift'. Maybe you magically combined those two episodes together.

Thurstitron McGillicutty wrote:

"Darla" is up next for Angel. "Darla" is one I definitely remember. I'll probably speed up my player to 1.25x normal playback when I watch it.

That's just weird. I wouldn't think somebody who only sleeps an hour a day would be so pressed for time. Maybe you stay up all night making soap.

Actually, if I were to watch any of the season one episodes of 'Angel', I might like to watch them on fast foward, too.  The first season's not too good, though the second half of it is better than the first half.

Jun 03, 2012 11:27 am

Current Annoyances: Dos Reboots

atrejub wrote:

It's my fault, you know, for waiting so long to have a kid (well, kids - they seem to expect you make more than one. We're not telling them about how we're going to make it so that there can be only one...).

You're going to cut the heads off any additional babies? Classic Goiter.

Jun 02, 2012 9:09 am

Goiter Discusses Buffy With Himself

Is it Cordelia? She has a pregnancy that's written into the show later (don't know how many seasons you've seen, so don't know if you know the storyline I'm talking about); supposedly it was one of several things that actress did that pissed off the showrunners, since it supposedly caused some heavy rewriting of that season's story arc. I can't complain, since I love that season, but I do wonder what was originally going to happen.

May 30, 2012 3:02 pm

Game of Thrones II

Daltons chin dimple wrote:

 Review of the last episode from Sky: "Surely that is what John Logie Baird had in mind when he invented television!"  

Is that for the last episode, or the upcoming last episode?