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Valentine's Day Cuisine

Posted by Daltons chin dimple on Friday, February 12, 2010

I am cooking dinner for a young lady at my place. I have a few bottles of hellishly expensive champagne in the fridge but I am having a creative block when it comes to deciding what food to prepare.

Any ideas? Recommendations? Recipies?

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.....If only just to see the look on her face whan I tell her tonight's feast was recommended by The Swollen Goiter of God.

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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

pudding

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How could you go wrong with anything from the Chef Gareth Blackstock boil-in-a-bag line?

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Meat 'n' Potatoes

Honey bunches.....of death!
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Awwww, you guys! I think I will have to cook her a nice meal before I am allowed to give her the 'meat n potatoes' KV!

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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

True, else you mind wind up with ground beef...

I'm actually planning on doing steak and roasted red potatoes.

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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

You should take her shopping with you the day before Valentine's -- have her help you pick out things she likes, then figure out something to make with what you get. Barring that, everybody likes chicken, shrimp, and pasta; scampi is distantly fancy and always delicious, and pairs well with everything.

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It's a bit early in the day for shared grocery shopping. Besides, then she would see how much booze and cake I buy!!!!

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*

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Chicken.... chicken is good!

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GOOOOD CHICKEN!

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In case you are wondering, I am doing a Spatchcock (heh, heh, I said 'cock') poussen seared with a mild spicy marinade and then lemon and coriander cous-cous. Just spatch-cocked the poussen and it is marinating in the fridge.

I am also making a double chocolate gateaux and serving that with double cream infused with Baileys.

I am also making a mess of my kitchen.

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I'm making my Valentine some good ol'fashioned chili! In the aftermath of much icy precipitation, or in the midst of it, whichever environment you may be living in at the time, chili seems to be in order.

There's nothing better than a bowl of Texas Red. I have a large crotch pot cooking the delectable mix as we speak.

I am using Mr Williams packet'd recipe. Any suggestions to a mix that might be equal to or better? Or maybe a recipe for a startin'-from-scratch-batch?

Fart comments are also welcome.

Amen and a bowl of red!

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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

Corporal_Hicks wrote:

I have a large crotch pot cooking...


Oh, I bet you do, Hicks. I bet you do...

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I have a large crotch. Pot cooking the delectable mix? As we speak I am using Mr Williams.

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Texas Red (in a bowl), amen.

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You should of gotten drive-thru burgers at Burger King. I got a coupon I could of lended you!

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Amen!

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Space Tycoon wrote:

You should of gotten drive-thru burgers at Burger King. I got a coupon I could of lended you!

How romantic. Then take her to the 7-11 for a Mountain Dew Slurpee.

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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

Daltons chin dimple wrote:

In case you are wondering, I am doing a Spatchcock (heh, heh, I said 'cock') poussen seared with a mild spicy marinade and then lemon and coriander cous-cous. Just spatch-cocked the poussen and it is marinating in the fridge.I am also making a double chocolate gateaux and serving that with double cream infused with Baileys.I am also making a mess of my kitchen.

Good choices man! I've always found a chick is impressed with a guy that can cook. You'll be getting some tonite, methinks.

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And some combos.

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Corporal_Hicks
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I am treating my sweet beloved Valentine to a Big Mac wrap. 1/2 the calories, all the flavor of a Big Mac. Where does one get this perfect Valentine's Day treat? Well, McDonalds, of course!

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Corporal_Hicks wrote:

I am treating my sweet beloved Valentine to a Big Mac wrap. 1/2 the calories, all the flavor of a Big Mac. Where does one get this perfect Valentine's Day treat? Well, McDonalds, of course!

Wow, you and Space sure know how to turn on the charm, huh? Last of the big-time spenders.

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I have to impress my woman to keep her around.

Nothin' better than bowl of Texas red chili, slowly steaming in the crotch pot, to keep her cozy.

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Corporal_Hicks wrote:

I have to impress my woman to keep her around.Nothin' better than bowl of Texas red chili, slowly steaming in the crotch pot, to keep her cozy.

And warm. I take it you do the dutch oven thing?

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