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Waaaaa!! I'm never gonna be the Captain!!

Posted by Space Tycoon on Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Classic Trek's final episode Turnabout Intruder was on tv this morning. Ah, memories.

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My father's a licensed sea captain. He's also an ex-paratrooper and Army Ranger. He's also still active (to a disturbing degree, really) with/in his college fraternity. He's also kind of a jerk. That, and he has brain cancer.

I love him, of course.

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Does he like Star Trek?

The Swollen Goi...
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No. He's married women who do. Does that count for anything?

His current wife likes it. My mother likes it. I can't remember whether or not the other wives cared for it.

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At least he doesn't feel the need to comment on every little shortcoming, as my father does--all due respect accorded.

The video seems to now be blocked.  I choose to believe this is why so few have commented.

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It's not blocked for me.

My father would have to make more of an effort to be in contact with me to comment on every little shortcoming.

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 I don't remember that episode. I'm working on TOS with my son, but we're still on the first season. I'll get to it.

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Posted: 8 years 36 weeks ago

Space Tycoon wrote:

Waaaaa!! I'm never gonna be the Captain!!

Hugh Hefner used to say that, but then he figured out he could just put on a hat and he was satisfied.

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I had a captain's hat, once. It used to whine about how it would never get to be on Hugh Hefner's head.

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Then you took a shit in it, and it learned to be happy sitting on any head.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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Space Tycoon wrote:

At least he doesn't feel the need to comment on every little shortcoming, as my father does--all due respect accorded.

I meant every little shortcoming about Star Trek.

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Basically, my father is both awesomer and lamer than your father.

It's not a competition, but I win.

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Posted: 8 years 36 weeks ago

I always turn to Psalms 31 in times like these.

Sent from Dalton's IPad.
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I always turn to Palms 1 and 2.

The Swollen Goi...
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I'm talking about jerking off.

The Swollen Goi...
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I know you know. I just want you to know I know you know.

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Posted: 8 years 36 weeks ago

 That joke was funny until you explained it. Twice.

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You're wrong. It wasn't all that funny the first time. It was only mildly funny. It was pretty funny for me to explain it, since it needed no explanation. By the time I got around to explaining the explanation, it was so hilariously funny that your brain couldn't take it. Your brain forced you to think the double explanation was unfunny just to keep itself from exploding.

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 I laughed.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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I spit on the screen in disgust.

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It probably wasn't even your own screen.

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 It probably wasn't even spit.

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The disgust, however, was genuine.

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 I fap in awe of your mental prowess, Goiter.

There's a line to share with Jubboiter when she's a teenager.

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 Or a 'Stuff Jakester says' thread.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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 I used to say good stuff. But I've said it all already. You lot have heard it all before.

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