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What are you watching right now?

Posted by Daltons chin dimple on Saturday, March 6, 2010

I am watching The Karate Kid Part II. It has not aged well.

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Although it did make me remember these!!

http://www.virtualtoychest.com/karatekid/karatekid.html

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I watched that on Crackle.com/YouTube over the summer.

Even as a child, I cringed during the hand drum sequence. I cringed as an even younger child at the "crane kick." Its ineffectiveness as a move was apparent to me even then. It didn't help that Macchio looked awkward no matter what move he tried to pull off.

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I really want to see the new "move" of the Karate Kid II in a long shot. Because apparently bad guy is punching directly in front of him, unable to hit Macchio, who just stands there and punches back, completing waylaying bad guy. It's the greatest counter move ever!!!

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NYPD Blue season 1. I watched the last couple of seasons when it was on and loved it. I picked up 1 & 2 a couple weeks ago, and almost put them back when I saw David Caruso was the headlining star. Season 2's description of Caruso's departure reigned me back in. So far I'm loving it, but I definitely need less naked Caruso. :shudder:

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I'm watching far and away the saddest Futurama episode they made.

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Sure is.

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I'm watching Next Generation on local access and hanging out with my dog, who looks weirdly like that dog.

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Futurama really, really, really needs to be made into a live action movie with a CGI Bender and Zoidberg.

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In my head I'm watching a naked Kah cook bacon and drink Guinness. I can't think of anything more perfect.

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This is one of those head movies that makes something else rain, isn't it?

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Gooey white rain, yes.

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I am currently watching my career go down the shitter!!!!! ;)

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Why is that? Maybe you should put the moves on that hot chick. I'm still waiting on a picture.
Speaking of hot chicks, whatever happened to Metuzalem, his gay hair, and that really hot girl he was banging?

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Posted: 7 years 38 weeks ago

Finally watched the 1st ep of True Blood S2.

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Anna Paquin's tits! They should have their own show.

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I am loving True Blood. It's kind of an antidote to Twilight twattery.

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Even the second season? I mean, I love me some True Blood, but it's like Desperate Housewives with vampires the further you get into the show.

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Iron Man, of course!

Sent from Dalton's IPad.
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spammityspam wrote:

Even the second season? I mean, I love me some True Blood, but it's like Desperate Housewives with vampires the further you get into the show.

I am only up to episode 3 of the 2nd season. Now I am sad that it will go downhill. It was fun when it was all gore and vampire porn.

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Jakester wrote:

Why is that? Maybe you should put the moves on that hot chick.

It would be a welcome distraction. I work for a tyrant. He is called Dave and is an absolute tyrant who is consumed by the dark-side, more machine now than man. This is why I call him Dave Vader. He will throttle you if you fuck up, and last night he actually used the phrase "It's too late for me" when I was taking him to task over his lack of reason.

Example:

I am working away at the moment in another city for a few days. Last night I still hadn't eaten at 9:45 as I was having my ear bent in the hotel bar. And then on my way out to finally grab some food and a beer at about 10pm I get grabbed in hotel reception, have a copy of the slide deck I have been working on for him thrust into my hand covered in scrawl and we have an exchange as follows, word for word.

Vader: I need a full, 3 year profit and loss projection for each of these proposed new products, and a Flightpath analysis for both, and I need it by close of play on Friday.
Me: I am down here for the all of tomorrow and then in Bristol on Friday, I am in solid meetings with stakeholders sorting out the 2011 plan (for him) until Friday lunchtime and will not be anywhere near finance or the MI team until then.
Vader: (hands me a 10 pence piece) Here is 10p, go phone somebody who gives a shit. (Spins on his heel and walks away).

This is a typical example of my current day-to-day professional existence.

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You need to help him find his son and overthrow the emperor.

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I've only seen this type of behavior in films that portray yuppies.

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I bet Dalty's cellphone is smaller than Patrick Bateman's.

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Yeah, but his business card is probably printed on low-grade paper and his skin lacks the proper levels of exfoliation.