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 You misunderstand, I was trying to remember if I released her from my basement geeky hot girl prison.....

Watching "Dead Man's Party." Buffy's mom's hanging an African tribal mask. I bet it's cursed or something.

Book Club Lady is a creep. I bet she's cursed or something.

So...my daughter's 2nd/3rd grade teacher was always cute with nice...tracts of land.

She posted a video of herself dancing with a group of people at some event. And I'm watching it...over and over and over. Whoever shot the video knew just where to keep the camera.

 I salute you and your eternal horniness Jakester.

Now.....  Share!

I'm sorry, it was 1st/2nd grade. She teaches 2nd grade now.

You could look up the 2nd grade teachers and find the cute one, then look on FB.

 Do I look like Benedict Cumberbatch?

Cumberbatch!

You could also look at my FB friends and find the teacher.

 You are Facebook friends with your daughters teacher?

Again, I admire your eternal horniness.

Former teacher, yes.

She came to my daughter's birthday party one year, too. She's a cool chick.

 You are a legend in your own lunchbox Jakester.

You said "box."

I was going to say something about Goits and lunch and box and coleslaw. I decided not to.

Thank you. What Goits does with coleslaw makes me a bit queasy.

Hey! Guess what we had for lunch today!

Did Goits stuff it up his wang first?

Nope. Second.

 Dessert is just for sissies.

The Swollen Goi... wrote:

Something possessed me to download and watch the first episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I watched the movie when it first came to video--almost entirely because of Paul Reubens being in it. I liked it all right, but he was the standout for me. I didn't have steady access to cable the first few years the show was on the air, so I didn't really get to see more than an episode here and there. I got turned off by all the smugly clever banter and didn't pursue it. I had the same problem with Gilmore Girls and Dawson's Creek, but I recognized even back then that GG and DC were trying a lot harder to be clever than Buffy was. What I had seen of Buffy was hit-or-miss, whereas GG and DC were mostly "miss."I watched and liked a lot of Angel, and watched and liked a lot of Firefly. I kept telling myself I should go back and give Buffy another shot. Didn't make that happen until today. Maybe The Avengers is to blame. I'm ten minutes into the first episode. A couple (spoiler) observations:1.) The scared chick tagging along with the guy breaking into the school is clearly the vampire, and this is meant to be a fake-out where we're expecting either the guy to be the vampire or for a vampire to kill them both. I don't know if this is actually predictable, or if it's just predictably Whedonesque. I'm going into the episode with a fair amount of Whedon under my belt.2.) This Xander kid seems to have been inspired by Chandler Bing.

Thursty edited this post five minutes ago. I just wanted to make certain that was brought to everybody's attention.

I added the word "watch" to the first sentence. I decided to share my observations with good ol' Felt Pelt, and noticed I had left out a word.

I think I've finally figured out the reason behind Goiter's creation of the "Roll Call" thread: he wanted to know which CCAers are currently exposed to his observations about Buffy. He needs this information so he can track down all the inactive users via Facebook/e-mail/phone and force them to read what he has written so far. While they're reading it, he probably can't contain his impatience and keeps asking things like, "Did you get to the part yet where I totally called that they were going to kill off that guy?" You know, just to make sure they know how clever he is.

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!