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What are you watching right now?

Posted by Daltons chin dimple on Saturday, March 6, 2010

I am watching The Karate Kid Part II. It has not aged well.

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Posted: 10 years 21 weeks ago

I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol. Alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.

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Posted: 10 years 21 weeks ago

Wow, Dalty. It sounds like you need to do something to set him up for failure and then take his job. I think you'll need to lose your right hand first, though.

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Posted: 10 years 21 weeks ago

I'm watching Marquette, a school in the Midwestern city of Milwaukee, play Washington, a state on America's West Coast, in an Eastern Regional NCAA game taking place in the Southwestern city of San Jose, CA.

Someone explain.

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Posted: 10 years 21 weeks ago

Daltons chin dimple wrote:

Vader: (hands me a 10 pence piece) Here is 10p, go phone somebody who gives a shit.

Who did you end up phoning?

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I didn't. I will keep the 10p as a reminder of the dark times.

I look upon it as a personal development exercise. If you can function and thrive in this sort of environment in the middle of a craptacular recession, then anything else will be a piece of piss!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Find an easy chick with an STD. Pay her to bang him.

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Posted: 10 years 21 weeks ago

I watched the series premiere of 'Justified', a new FX show starring Timothy Olyphant and apparently based on a short story by Elmore Leonard. Walton Goggins of 'The Shield' also appears, though I'm not sure whether he'll be a series regular. I really liked Olyphant as Seth Bullock on 'Deadwood', and here he plays a US Marshal who's maybe a little similar. Anyway, the show's a'ight so far; the pilot's available for free download from iTunes.

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Posted: 10 years 20 weeks ago

Saw How to Train your Dragon with the boy yesterday. I really enjoyed it. All the lovely scottish brogue didn't hurt either.

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Posted: 10 years 20 weeks ago

I'm rewatching all of Futurama. I feel like the smartest human being that ever existed. You can thank me later.

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Posted: 10 years 19 weeks ago

Also, I watched Big Trouble in Little China on Saturday night.... I had fond memories of it, being one of my favorite movies growing up, but nearly a decade had passed since my last viewing. Holy fucking christ that pile of shit is a waste of film. It's not even so bad it's good. The effects were garbage, Kim Catrall could very well be the worst actor of all time, and the story was completely nonsensical. Kurt Russel had a few shining moments but even his charm couldn't salvage the loss of my childhood joy in B-movies. Now I'm afraid to watch The Golden Child. :(

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kah wrote:

I watched Big Trouble in Little China on Saturday night. . . . Holy fucking christ that pile of shit is a waste of film.

I'd say there's no way Hicks would let this stand, but . . . nobody knows the mind of Hicks.

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I'm watching people walk around the student union right now.
Now I'm watching my words appear on screen.

When I get home I'll probably continue my efforts to catch up on 24, then continue to blitz through the awesomeness that is How I Met Your Mother.

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I'm watching my weight.

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A little while ago I was watching the front page of Yahoo! and saw there was an article about Ricky Martin coming out of the closet, and it occurred to me that I must have the worst celebrity gaydar ever. This realization brought to mind my memory of being shocked to find out George Michael was gay. How could one of the guys from that 'Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go' video possibly have been hiding being gay?! I wondered. It was either the worst hetero disguise ever, or just goddamn genius. Most likely the former, cause I was probably the only one who was fooled.

I will include the video here cause I love it.

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"In Sweeping Gesture of Grandly Unnecessary Obviousness, Ricky Martin Makes Unsuccessful Bid to Remind People of His Existence by Dropping Announcement Surprising to Absolutely No One"

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". . .Announcement Surprising to Absolutely No One"

I'm someone, Thursty. You can't pretend me out of existence, no matter how much you might like to try.

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Posted: 10 years 19 weeks ago

Didn't Ricky Martin shag Anna Kournikova one time?

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Yeah. Just the one time. And he cried from start to finish. He was finally able to concentrate on her relatively flat chest and mannish face and hands, though. It helped him to power through.

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Posted: 10 years 19 weeks ago

Bollocks. Anna Kournikova could cure all kinds.

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Bollocks: Anna Kournikova could cure all kinds.

Yes, Children, Anna Kournikova can cure all kinds of bollocks.

Have some bollocks you need curing? Have you considered Anna Kournikova?

You ought to.

In what sense is curing meant, you ask?

In all senses.

Anna Kournikova: Bollocks Curer.

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Posted: 10 years 19 weeks ago

I thought she was/is curing Enrique Iglaseas's bollocks?

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Had we but world enough and time,
Your bollocks, Anna, 'd cure all kinds.

Think of me as a megaphone directed at God's eardrum, my child.
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But at my back I am a hearer
Of Ricky Martin's dulcet tones
Drawing ever nearer.

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Posted: 10 years 19 weeks ago

Goiter, for some reason my brain translated one of your previous statements into "What sense is curing meat, you ask?" It made that entire post ten times more amusing.

Anna Kournikova: Curer of Meat

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I meant the kind of curing that meat can undergo to be one of the senses in which curing is meant.

Your brain did the right thing.