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What are you watching right now?

Posted by Daltons chin dimple on Saturday, March 6, 2010

I am watching The Karate Kid Part II. It has not aged well.

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Posted: 9 years 23 weeks ago

"That's right, we're still giving this fucking clown the cash to make movies!"

Or possibly:

"From the Director who knows what the studio exec did at last years Xmas party, and has that Exec's wife on speed-dial."

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Posted: 9 years 23 weeks ago

The Swollen Goi... wrote:

Here's a tagline that should bring in some business:"Let's be honest.  You're as curious as the next guy to see if a major studio release could possibly be worse than The Happening." 

Richard Roeper liked The Happening.

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Posted: 9 years 22 weeks ago

 Die Hard 2. The plot may be stupid, but it's worth it to hear Dennis Franz cuss up a blue streak. 

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 The plot is seriously retarded ... hoping I'm correct in remembering we get more Franz cussing before it finishes.

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neglet wrote:

 Die Hard 2. The plot may be stupid, but it's worth it to hear Dennis Franz cuss up a blue streak. 

An NYPD Blue streak?

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My favorite part about Die Hard 2 is that they take the "can't hit anybody with bullets" to extreme extremes. Bruce Willis and terrorists shooting at each other inside the airport with no cover and neither can hit the other. That's right, Bruce Willis can't shoot the other guy! When have you ever seen that in a movie?!?!?!? And the incredibly awesome decimation on the roof by the terrorists of the inept police people. They're so fucking inept, they can't shoot a guy walking straight out in front of them with nothing but a small sideless cart for cover with their machine guns! And then the movie has the gall to have a scene where bullets aren't hitting anybody, and that's a clue!!! Oh, we were supposed to notice that there were blanks in the gun because nobody was getting shot? Duh.

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The Swollen Goi... wrote:

An NYPD Blue streak?

Nah, this was pre-NYPD Blue, so no streaking, or even a shot of Franz's flabby ass. The DH2 character was pure Sipowicz, though, but with a richer vocabulary.

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Posted: 9 years 22 weeks ago

RE: Die Hard 2 - I liked how the pay phones weren't the right kind of phones for Dulles airport, and the interiors were all wrong.  My buddies and I cracked up a lot at things that were inaccurate.  "Um....there's no runway there!"

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Jakester wrote:

RE:Die Hard 2 - I liked how the pay phones weren't the right kind of phones for Dulles airport, and the interiors were all wrong. My buddies and I cracked up a lot at things that were inaccurate. "Um....there's no runway there!"

Didn't they also act like Dulles is in or very close to DC (it's actually like 30 miles)? I forget.

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Posted: 9 years 22 weeks ago

I don't recall, either, but yeah.  It's not that close.  I remember growing up, living about 10 minutes from the airport and when we'd ever get a mention on the weather regarding snow, it'd be "waaaay out in Loudoun County..."

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Posted: 9 years 22 weeks ago

I liked how when all communication with the planes was cut off, McClane doesn't use a phone to call his wife like he did earlier in the movie (though I understand you can't call the plane's phone like that anyway).

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Posted: 9 years 22 weeks ago

I have never once managed to get those in air phones that are integrated into the entertainment control unit to actually work.

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Posted: 9 years 22 weeks ago

 Poor Dalton. Every time I see this thread, I think you're still watching The Karate Kid II. 

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Posted: 9 years 21 weeks ago

Pity me even more, as the other night I watched "The Next Karate Kid".  I almost wept.  Not because it was moving, but out of shame.

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Posted: 9 years 21 weeks ago

Not enough shame to keep it to yourself, apparently!

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Posted: 9 years 21 weeks ago

What's wrong with watching a movie about a cute young girl with a nice rack who is put into situations with a lot of opportunity for jiggling?

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Posted: 9 years 21 weeks ago

Yeah, but every time I was close to the happy finish, Michael Ironside appears and ruins the mood.

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Posted: 9 years 21 weeks ago

 Hillary Swank has Matt Damon's mouth.  Or vice versa.

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Posted: 9 years 21 weeks ago

I don't think I will ever be able to find her attractive again.  Thanks mate!

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Posted: 9 years 21 weeks ago

If I listened to Goiter, I wouldn't find any actress attractive. Unless they were from the 30's.

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Posted: 9 years 21 weeks ago

I'm not watching anything right now, but I've been a fan of the not-currently-being-distributed-by-any-major-distributor movie 'Tucker & Dale vs. Evil' on Facebook for some time. I keep seeing news that the movie is playing at this city or that city, or this festival or that festival, and I keep wondering if the damn thing will make it to DC. Today I finally see it will be playing at some horror movie festival in DC in late October. If I actually motivate myself to go, maybe I'll write a review for the site, or something, since this would in fact be a preview screening, and because I am the most qualified man to write an awesome review.

http://www.fatally-yours.com/news/spooky-movie-film-festival-announces-f...

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Jack S. Pharaoh wrote:

I am the most qualified man to write an awesome review.

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Posted: 9 years 21 weeks ago

I just watched Against the Dark

It wasn't terribly good, but it wasn't terrible either. I've seen movies handle the subject matter worse. In fact I liked that they tried to inject a bit of I Am Legend into it. With better editing and camera work it could have gone into a guilty pleasure.

Steven Seagel was rather bad though, I mean he can't act anyways but here he didn't even fight and to call his sword work 'sword work' is an insult to any child who ever picked up a stick and pretended to be some sort of sword person.

On the plus side, Toa from American Gladiators was in it, and did a pretty good job of what was given. The movie really should have been centered on him actually, since he acted, and fought, and had presence.

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And today, I have just watched Ink.

Oh man, there was no part of this movie I did not like.

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Posted: 9 years 21 weeks ago

I'm watching Maggie and the Ferocious Beast.

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