Movies: 1135
Comments: 67725
Members: 718
Online: 0 Guests: 249
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 823.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_display::options_validate() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_validate(&$form, &$form_state) in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_display.inc on line 1684.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_display::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_submit(&$form, &$form_state) in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_display.inc on line 1684.
  • strict warning: Declaration of date_plugin_display_attachment::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /home/corona/public_html/modules/date/includes/date_plugin_display_attachment.inc on line 33.
  • warning: Attempt to modify property of non-object in /home/corona/public_html/modules/date/includes/date_plugin_display_attachment.inc on line 24.
  • warning: Attempt to modify property of non-object in /home/corona/public_html/modules/date/includes/date_plugin_display_attachment.inc on line 25.
  • warning: Attempt to modify property of non-object in /home/corona/public_html/modules/date/includes/date_plugin_display_attachment.inc on line 26.
  • warning: Attempt to modify property of non-object in /home/corona/public_html/modules/date/includes/date_plugin_display_attachment.inc on line 28.
  • warning: Attempt to modify property of non-object in /home/corona/public_html/modules/date/includes/date_plugin_display_attachment.inc on line 29.
  • warning: Attempt to modify property of non-object in /home/corona/public_html/modules/date/includes/date_plugin_display_attachment.inc on line 30.
  • warning: Attempt to modify property of non-object in /home/corona/public_html/modules/date/includes/date_plugin_display_attachment.inc on line 31.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_comment::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment/views_handler_field_comment.inc on line 48.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_user::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/modules/user/views_handler_field_user.inc on line 48.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_field_comment_username::init() should be compatible with views_handler_field::init(&$view, $options) in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment/views_handler_field_comment_username.inc on line 48.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_argument::init() should be compatible with views_handler::init(&$view, $options) in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_argument.inc on line 699.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter::options_validate() should be compatible with views_handler::options_validate($form, &$form_state) in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_filter.inc on line 584.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_handler_filter::options_submit() should be compatible with views_handler::options_submit($form, &$form_state) in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_filter.inc on line 584.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_style_default::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_style_default.inc on line 25.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_row::options_validate() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_validate(&$form, &$form_state) in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_row.inc on line 61.
  • strict warning: Declaration of views_plugin_row::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_submit(&$form, &$form_state) in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_row.inc on line 61.
  • warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment/views_handler_field_comment_username.inc on line 32.
  • : preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/corona/public_html/includes/unicode.inc on line 345.
  • warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment/views_handler_field_comment_username.inc on line 32.
  • warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment/views_handler_field_comment_username.inc on line 32.
  • : preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/corona/public_html/includes/unicode.inc on line 345.
  • warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment/views_handler_field_comment_username.inc on line 32.
  • warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment/views_handler_field_comment_username.inc on line 32.
  • : preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/corona/public_html/includes/unicode.inc on line 345.
  • warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment/views_handler_field_comment_username.inc on line 32.
  • warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment/views_handler_field_comment_username.inc on line 32.
  • warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment/views_handler_field_comment_username.inc on line 32.
  • warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment/views_handler_field_comment_username.inc on line 32.
  • warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment/views_handler_field_comment_username.inc on line 32.
  • warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment/views_handler_field_comment_username.inc on line 32.
  • : preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/corona/public_html/includes/unicode.inc on line 345.
  • warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment/views_handler_field_comment_username.inc on line 32.
  • : preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/corona/public_html/includes/unicode.inc on line 345.
  • warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment/views_handler_field_comment_username.inc on line 32.
  • warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment/views_handler_field_comment_username.inc on line 32.
  • : preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/corona/public_html/includes/unicode.inc on line 345.
  • warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment/views_handler_field_comment_username.inc on line 32.
  • warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment/views_handler_field_comment_username.inc on line 32.
  • : preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/corona/public_html/includes/unicode.inc on line 345.
  • warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment/views_handler_field_comment_username.inc on line 32.
  • warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment/views_handler_field_comment_username.inc on line 32.
  • : preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/corona/public_html/includes/unicode.inc on line 345.
  • : preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/corona/public_html/includes/unicode.inc on line 345.
  • warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment/views_handler_field_comment_username.inc on line 32.
  • warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment/views_handler_field_comment_username.inc on line 32.
  • : preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/corona/public_html/includes/unicode.inc on line 345.
  • warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment/views_handler_field_comment_username.inc on line 32.
  • : preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /home/corona/public_html/includes/unicode.inc on line 345.
  • warning: Creating default object from empty value in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/modules/comment/views_handler_field_comment_username.inc on line 32.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 823.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 823.
  • strict warning: Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically in /home/corona/public_html/modules/views/views.module on line 823.
  • strict warning: Declaration of content_handler_field::options() should be compatible with views_object::options() in /home/corona/public_html/modules/cck/includes/views/handlers/content_handler_field.inc on line 170.

Where the flip is everybody?

Posted by Daltons chin dimple on Friday, April 26, 2013

Helloooooooooooooo?

The Swollen Goi...
Location:
Posts: 14343
Posted: 7 years 30 weeks ago

They're at home... washin' their tights!

Daltons chin dimple
Location:
Posts: 12800
Posted: 7 years 30 weeks ago

 Fucking hell.  I walked into that.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
Location:
Posts: 14343
Posted: 7 years 30 weeks ago

I thought that's what you wanted. I was simply obliging.

neglet
Location:
Posts: 1434
Posted: 7 years 30 weeks ago

 I'm in Chicago, the proud new owner of a townhouse. Tomorrow I get to discover if my furniture will fit in it.

The Swollen Goi...
Location:
Posts: 14343
Posted: 7 years 30 weeks ago

Congrats on Chicago. It's a nifty place.

Space Tycoon
Location:
Posts: 2464
Posted: 7 years 30 weeks ago

Mississauga, Ontario, Canada.

Daltons chin dimple
Location:
Posts: 12800
Posted: 7 years 30 weeks ago

 Chicago, Chicago!

Oh, hang on, it's the other place that's so good it's named twice isn't it?

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Scotia
Location:
Posts: 44
Posted: 7 years 30 weeks ago

 Halifax, Nova Scotia.  Where every sidewalk goes uphill. I swear to God. 

Corporal_Hicks
Location:
Posts: 1664
Posted: 7 years 30 weeks ago

Branson,MO right now.

Sent from Dalton's IPad.
Space Tycoon
Location:
Posts: 2464
Posted: 7 years 30 weeks ago

Earlier last night I was in Meaford Ontario.  Later I will be in Oakville, Ontario.  Then back in Mississauga.

It's a neverending journey.

The Swollen Goi...
Location:
Posts: 14343
Posted: 7 years 30 weeks ago

Turn around! look at what you see! In her face... the mirror of your dreams!

The Swollen Goi...
Location:
Posts: 14343
Posted: 7 years 30 weeks ago

Daltons chin dimple wrote:

 Chicago, Chicago!Oh, hang on, it's the other place that's so good it's named twice isn't it?

Dalty's referring, of course, to Walla Walla.

Daltons chin dimple
Location:
Posts: 12800
Posted: 7 years 30 weeks ago

 Yes, I was.

Milstead.  Quiet.  Sunday.  Bought a new TV.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
Location:
Posts: 14343
Posted: 7 years 30 weeks ago

YOU SONOFABITCH!

Daltons chin dimple
Location:
Posts: 12800
Posted: 7 years 30 weeks ago

 It connects to t'internet and everything.  And if I plug a USB stick full of p0rn into the side, aforementioned p0rn can be watched direct on the TV.

I suppose it might also work with USB sticks that have other things on.  Haven't tried it.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
Location:
Posts: 14343
Posted: 7 years 30 weeks ago

I bet you spent more than ten dollars on this thing. I think Jubbers spent ten bucks on our current TV. Maybe it was twenty. Whatever the case, it nearly broke us. 

It's pretty fancy. It comes equipped with a tube capable of manipulating cathode rays.

Daltons chin dimple
Location:
Posts: 12800
Posted: 7 years 30 weeks ago

 This is the TV for the bedroom.  It is 27 inches.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Mal Shot First
Location:
Posts: 3180
Posted: 7 years 30 weeks ago

That's just going to make your penis look even smaller.

Daltons chin dimple
Location:
Posts: 12800
Posted: 7 years 30 weeks ago

 Not possible.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
Location:
Posts: 14343
Posted: 7 years 30 weeks ago

That's bigger than our fancy living room TV. Did I mention it comes equipped with a tube capable of manipulating cathode rays? Does your TV do that? Hmm?

It also has a magical setting that doesn't make everything you watch look like an eighties soap opera. We call this magical setting "on." We press a button to make it happen. The same button also turns the TV off. 

The button, itself, is labeled the "on/off" button. It performs the same task as a "power" button. If you were born after 2000, you probably know the "power" button by its symbol: a circle broken at the top with a line going partway through the break. 

My guess is that manufacturers assume anyone born after 2000 is illiterate. I guess it's good for people who actually are illiterate, but I always figured they took care of those people by making the button red.

The Swollen Goi...
Location:
Posts: 14343
Posted: 7 years 30 weeks ago

"Those people." I sound like I'm prejudiced against/toward illiterate folks.

I should be safe from their scorn as long as no one reads these posts aloud to them.

I can already hear Quasar clearing his throat.

Daltons chin dimple
Location:
Posts: 12800
Posted: 7 years 30 weeks ago

Hasn't got an on/off button.  It does have something labeled "Standby".  Sounds military.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"