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Who Da F*ck???

Posted by Daltons chin dimple on Thursday, February 18, 2010

Can somebody help out a dum-ass Brit who is also too lazy to Google.

Who the FUCK is Kim Kardashian and why the FUCK and I supposed to give a FUCK about her?

FUCK!!

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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

Bruce Jenner's daughter.

And you shouldn't give a fuck, nor should anyone.

Think of me as a megaphone directed at God's eardrum, my child.
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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

The stupidity of her and her family provides hours of entertainment for a program called The Soup on the E! network.

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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

Riiiiiiight!

I turn on the TV last night and flippng through the EPG I see some programme on Living (or Oestrogen TV as it should be properly known) called "The Trouble With The Kardishans" or something similar. I think nothing of it.

This morning my train is delayed so whilst at the news stand on the platform, I see a magazine cover with the Kim Kardishan mentioned again.

Then I was looking at the CNN website and see something about her on there as well.

I have never heard of this woman and suddenly she appears to be everywhere. Although it could be the same as the phenomenon that occurs when you buy a certain type of car and suddenly you see hundreds of them on the road.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

She is famous for pretty much the same reason Paris Hilton is famous.

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The Kardishan girls are another set of chicks I don't want to bang. AT ALL. I know. It's hard to believe, but there are some girls out there that sorta make me ill. They're few and far between, but they exist.

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Daltons chin dimple
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I know what you mean. I s'pose Paris Hilton is technically hot but every time I see her, the only thing I get the urge to put inside her is a pick axe through her head.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

Mal Shot First wrote:

She is famous for pretty much the same reason Paris Hilton is famous.

This pretty much sums it up.

Also, did you know Bill Brasky once took a bubble bath with Bruce Jenner?

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I don't think Hilton is particularly attractive, either.

Zatanna, on the other hand...

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I just don't understand how people get famous for being famous.

At least most of the vapid celebrity types (Britney/Lohan/etc) have done SOMETHING to start the infamy. As far as I can tell, Paris and the Kardashians are famous solely for being mildly attractive and having sex on tape.

We were watching Al-Quaeda, and all this time our security services should have been keeping watch on Jakester's throbbing nutsack!-Dalton's chin dimple
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Jakester wrote:

The Kardishan girls are another set of chicks I don't want to bang. AT ALL. I know. It's hard to believe, but there are some girls out there that sorta make me ill. They're few and far between, but they exist.

Didn't one of the Kardashians make a sex tape? Hunt that down and it may make you re-evaluate.

Yet I have this crazy hunch that there are even fewer sex tapes you haven't seen than girls who make you ill.

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Don't listen to Adam54, Jakester. You'd be better off just going to tube8.com and calling up a random video. I guarantee that it will be much more worthwhile than watching either Paris Hilton's or Kim Kardashian's sex tape.

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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

Hey, I said "may". I kinda liked it, it was light years ahead of Hilton's, but it definitely wasn't grade A porn by any means.

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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

Mal Shot First wrote:

Don't listen to Adam54, Jakester. You'd be better off just going to tube8.com and calling up a random video. I guarantee that it will be much more worthwhile than watching either Paris Hilton's or Kim Kardashian's sex tape.

I disagree. Watching clips of Paris Hilton's porn movie taught me that the rich and famous have really boring, unimaginative sex.

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Totally, Gus. What really destroyed Paris' sex tape is the douche she's fucking and his utterly grating voice.

Sue-Ellen, I'm really not even interested in seeing Kardishan's sex tape. I did like the one from Survivor-chick Jenna. She gives good blowjob.

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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

Agreed.

So does Kardashian though. Just sayin'

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Okay, okay. I'll check it out. But I'm not promising I'll rub one out.

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That's entirely up to you.

And please God don't share if you do.

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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

omicron wrote:

I just don't understand how people get famous for being famous.

It all began with Andy Warhol's famous quote. "In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes."
Given the slew of inane reality shows today, I think he was right.

There is no why
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I don't believe Andy Warhol's quote is responsible for setting the current model of fame in motion (that is, I don't believe "it all began" there).

My guess is that more than six billion living people are currently not famous, and more than five billion of those will likely never know fame in their lifetimes. The founding fathers' aspirations toward something like a "meritocracy model" for rank ascension in the U.S. have been reconfigured by the adoption of a capitalistic system, meaning that the assumption of "fame" (one might argue for "famous" being a new western world caste subdivision; I won't, but one might) is subject to randomization. The west's blend of media saturation and its encouragement of opportunism (especially in the U.S.) leads to there being more famous people (and more famous people who are famous for less and less clear reasons), but I doubt Andy Warhol seriously believed that everyone would be famous. The guy was a piss-taker with a love of the banal, a talent for self-promotion, an impressive work ethic, and a knack for generating sound bites.

* * *

Tonya Harding made a sex tape.

I'd be lying if I said I watched it fewer times than five.

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The Swollen Goi... wrote:

Tonya Harding made a sex tape.I'd be lying if I said I watched it fewer times than five.

My favorite part is when she holds her partner's ejaculate up to the camera in order to prove to posterity that he did, indeed, achieve orgasm.

If I'm thinking about the right one.

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I can't not watch a celebrity sex tape.

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I admit to watching the Chyna one. Morbid curiosity.

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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

Chyna? Oh, you mean Ol' Cock Clit!

That shizz was hot.

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Kim Kardashian has what I consider a beautiful, hourglass-shaped body.

It's the vacancy upstairs that ruins everything...

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She's smaurt.

Sent from Dalton's IPad.