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Xmas Time!

Posted by Daltons chin dimple on Friday, November 16, 2012

All the decorations are up in the shops. The adverts are on TV. The Xmas TV guide is out so it must be soon.

What's everyone doing for the festive season?

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I would like to exercise my second Amendment rights on the neighbor who put up a 20-foot inflatable Santa in his yard last week. I still haven't stuffed my face with Thanksgiving pie, I refuse to consider Christmas yet.

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Posted: 8 years 48 weeks ago

 You guys still celebrate that Thanksgiving thing?  How quaint.

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Posted: 8 years 48 weeks ago

The Yanks celebrate it a month late. 

We celebrate it sort of around the same time as Oktoberfest, which makes more sense to me somehow.

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Posted: 8 years 48 weeks ago

 I would like for America to move thanksgiving to August. Help give a break between the holidays and also give us something to do in August.

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We celebrate it at just the right time for my mom to make some 40 pies to feed the family. I was over today, she's already made 15 pumpkin and 12 apple. The blueberry, peach, pecan, and various mixed berry pies will follow this week. Oh, and there's the 20-25 lb. turkeys we will devour on both Thursday and Friday. And the fresh home-made rolls that my uncle, who has been baking for sixty years, will bless us with.

"So you still celebrate that?" Fuck, yeah. 

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I plan to spoil my niece and nephews rotten this year. 

The Swollen Goi...
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The Canadian Thanksgiving is the second Monday in October, right? I usually forget until it is upon me.

Believe it or not, the vast majority of Oktoberfest/Wiesn is usually celebrated in September. The latest it ever goes is 7 October. Sometimes it's over as early as 1 October. It depends on when the first Sunday in October is. Well, it used to. I think they sometimes extend it to include Reunification Day. Maybe. Germans keep up with this shit better than I do.

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We're way too fucking broke to spoil anyone. I don't think anyone in either of our families expects us to buy them anything. We put a $30 cap on presents for each other. Last year, it was 20 Euros. We're spending roughly five bucks more on one another. 

Clearly, we're moving up in the world.

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The Swollen Goi... wrote:

The Canadian Thanksgiving is the second Monday in October, right?

Yup. Still can't bring myself to try Tofurkey...

German Reunification Day... there must be a lot of drunken singing of "Winds of Change," complete with brutally off-key whistling.

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Most of the Germans I've mentioned Scorpions around have made a point of telling me how much they hate the band. They're passionate in their hatred, and are clearly embarrassed that the band is German.

This comes, mind you, from a group of people unashamed of their love for the Hoff. They go on and on about how they recognize their love for the Hoff to be about embracing the kitsch, and they try to act like they're all above it, but the truth of the matter is that they simply love the Hoff.

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 Everyone loves the Hoff.

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Thanksgiving is very important to us. It symbolizes when a bunch of Brits left jolly ol' England because they weren't allowed to pray to the pile of air they wanted to.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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So they sailed to the Americas, where the corn was plentiful and the people were ripe for a genocidal pluckin'.

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Haha! Our pile of air WON!

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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Crom laughed at their Four Winds.

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 Well, you and the Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys plus more pressing matters elsewhere in the world.  ;)

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 I am a) a man and b) lazy so all my Xmas shopping is being done online.  Trouble is that the last Amazon address on my account appears to be to 'Jubboiter Watkins' !!

If anything from a Hornby OO gauge train set to a life size Fozzy Bear comedy pillow (that says 'Wakka-Wakka') turns up by accident just enjoy it.

 

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Life, itself, is Jubboiter's present. She requires that we be grateful when/if she allows us to keep ours.

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Daltons chin dimple wrote:

Trouble is that the last Amazon address on my account appears to be to 'Jubboiter Watkins' !!

That name caused our mailman a great deal of confusion :)

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 Watkins?

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They use aliases so the bill collectors can't find them.  We've all done it.

Turn your head and cough!
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 I used Clark Kent as an alias once.  

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The Swollen Goi...
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Now you use "Pussy Fucker" almost exclusively.

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 Normally people just refer to me as "Fucker".

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Usually this would be the spot where I would tell my Mike Ditka at Kmart during Xmas story, but the apathy has me this morning and it takes too long to type. 

Instead I will reveal a heinous secret about myself - I'm a female who hates shopping.  Online, at the mall, doesn't matter I can't stand it.  Shopping for myself is the worst, I wear my clothes until they are little better than rags, and I haven't bought new jeans in more than seven years.  The only reason I buy new shoes is because I've actually worn out the old ones with my constant walking.  Fashion?  HA!  Take that Fashion, now go and do the only thing you're good at - talk about people (and what they're wearing) behind their back. 

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