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Adam's Batshit Crazy Republican Presidential Candidates Roundup

Posted by Adam54 on Thursday, May 26, 2011

Edited: This goes well beyond Michelle Bachmann now. Aside from maybe Jon Huntsman, they're all just nuts. This is the place to keep track of them all!

Corporal_Hicks
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Posted: 9 years 37 weeks ago

And proud of it! Cheers!

Sent from Dalton's IPad.
Adam54
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Posted: 9 years 36 weeks ago

The Swollen Goi... wrote:

Hicks is a Republican.

Fixed.

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 36 weeks ago

Obama would have done that for you if you'd just had a little patience.

omicron
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Posted: 9 years 36 weeks ago

I guess she didn't like Glenn Beck stealing her schtick.

Bachmann: Irene is God's message for Washington

We were watching Al-Quaeda, and all this time our security services should have been keeping watch on Jakester's throbbing nutsack!-Dalton's chin dimple
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 36 weeks ago

When Gilbert Gottfried made jokes like that, he was assassinated by the terrorist group A.F.L.A.C.

Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 36 weeks ago

I thought God was just trying to get my attention about my debt. I nearly forgot to send out my mortgage payment.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/audience-tea-party-debate-cheers-leaving-uninsured-die-163216817.html

Nothing in the world will ever convince me that Hicks was not in that audience.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

These are the same people who will not be shaken in their belief of American greatness and superiority, yet cannot get their heads around the idea that leaving people to die because they are poor is what happens in uncivilised shitholes.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

If they wanted to live, they would've bought some gol' damn insurance!!!!!

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

Or maybe prayed harder.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

That's right. Everyone has the same opportunity to pray, so if you have misfortune in your life, it's 100% your fault!

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

I am praying for you right now, so damn hard.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

Mother fucker!

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

Is it wrong to achieve erection whilst praying?

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
KingVoyeur
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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

So you're saying the spirit entered you and you got an erection? Hope it was at least some famous dead person.

Honey bunches.....of death!
Corporal_Hicks
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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

Quasar wrote:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/audience-tea-party-debate-cheers-leaving-uninsured-die-163216817.htmlNothing in the world will ever convince me that Hicks was not in that audience.

Hell yeah!

Sent from Dalton's IPad.
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

I passionately support small government and my default position is that absolutely the worst people to ever solve most things are "The State".  Was it Reagan who said that the worst words in the world are "I'm from the Government and I'm here to help!" because I generally subscribe to that?

However there have to be some red lines.  There are some areas where only "The State" can provide.  You can't privatise defence, you can't rely on commerce to provide welfare (different debate!) and no country can ever call itself civilised if only the rich have access to healthcare.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Adam54
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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

 There's this Tea Party guy that I work with who once asked me to name one good socialist country. I said "You mean other than our closest ally England?" He was dumbfounded for a second and said "Uh, yeah. Besides them." I said "Okay, how about our second closest ally, Canada?" 

He huffy-flounced away, quickly as he could. 

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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

 STFU right now, Dalty because you're making way too much sense.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

We're not a Socialist country, we are a liberal democracy, as is the US. Having a centre-left government replaced by centre-right / left coalition doesn't make us Socialist..... I think. Now I am confused.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Adam54
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 Eh, I know it's more complicated than I put it, but you don't understand what talking to Tea-Partiers is like, Dalty. In his mind every country with nationalized healthcare is a disgusting, socialist, ALMOST communistic country that we should not support in any way, shape, or form.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

They seem, from over here at least, to be borderline insane. The worrying thing is that huge swathes of the middle of the map seem to support them. Are they really as mad as they seem, or does their PR department just suck?

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

It's absolutely ridiculous that any American not employed in corporate America should expect to be able to receive affordable healthcare. It just fucking blows my mind! This girl I know gets it. She's self employed and runs a daycare. Sure, she gets her medical insurance through her husband who works a corporate job, but if he didn't, or if she wasn't married, she'd be jack up a pole as far as getting medical covereage, and she hates Obama just like the rest of those tea-baggers. Right on!

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

I've been to the GP once in the past year (paid for by the NHS) and hospital 3 times in the past decade (also paid for by the NHS) so I think my private medical insurer is currently onto a winner.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Adam54
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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

Daltons chin dimple wrote:

Are they really as mad as they seem, or does their PR department just suck?

They've rallied around Michelle Bachmann, Sarah Palin, and Cpl. Hicks as their leaders. 'Nuff said.