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Adam's Batshit Crazy Republican Presidential Candidates Roundup

Posted by Adam54 on Thursday, May 26, 2011

Edited: This goes well beyond Michelle Bachmann now. Aside from maybe Jon Huntsman, they're all just nuts. This is the place to keep track of them all!

Corporal_Hicks
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Do you guys remember those Pace Picante Sauce commercials?   Well the Dems just lost a seat in NEW YORK CITY.

 

 

LOL

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I lost my keys in New York City. Is it like that?

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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

It's exactly like that.

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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

LOL

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 That's been driving me crazy on the news all day...."Dems lose a seat in New York City because of anti-Obama sentiment!" 

No, they lost a seat because a Democrat showed his penis to many many women, and the media made a huge scandal out of it. If it had been a sex scandal in a Republican district, it would've flipped to a Democrat. Sort of like that district in upstate NY that had a special election a few months back following a GOP resignation that was won by a Democrat for the first time since WWII. 

But like the GOP motto goes....why let the facts get in the way of a good story? 

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You could probably apply that to both sides.  The left are generally masters of spin.

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Corporal_Hicks
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Adam54 wrote:

 That's been driving me crazy on the news all day...."Dems lose a seat in New York City because of anti-Obama sentiment!" No, they lost a seat because a Democrat showed his penis to many many women, and the media made a huge scandal out of it. If it had been a sex scandal in a Republican district, it would've flipped to a Democrat. Sort of like that district in upstate NY that had a special election a few months back following a GOP resignation that was won by a Democrat for the first time since WWII. But like the GOP motto goes....why let the facts get in the way of a good story? 

Uh, 31.4 million people watched his jobs speech and he saw little to no "bounce" in the polls. Fail. LOL

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 Yes, little boy, that really has something to do with the people in NY-9 thinking "hmm, a Democrat made our district a national embarassment. Maybe we'd better switch for a while." Take your intelligent little "Fail. LOL." and go back to sleep while the grown ups talk, ok? It's too early for you to be awake. 

And Dalty, you're correct. Both sides do spin pretty much equally as well as the other. In this case, it's just plain silly to spin a seat changing following low turnout in a special election following a Congressman resigning from a major (insanely overhyped) national sex scandal as a clear sign people are turning on Obama. Just like the election in NY-26 had nothing to do with Obama. I'd ask Hicks to explain a Democrat winning NY-26 to me, but I'm sure it'd only make his head hurt to think, and my head hurt to read his jibberish.

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Oh, go ahead and ask him! Please?

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
omicron
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http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/professors-offer-more-10-000-proof-ba...

My favorite part? "When pressed by Fox News' Sean Hannity on his radio program about the story, Bachmann said she had "no idea" if it were true." So she's basically saying it's probably a fake story, but she still scored political points in a debate for lying about a proven medical treatment.

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Thinking that Obama, or any Head of State, has any say right now in what happens in the economy is either breathtakingly arrogant or staggeringly naive.

They all have their hands on one lever and one lever only, but there are about 25 other levers that they have zero control over whatsoever that need to be set just right to bring about the outcome they want. Somebody else out there needs them set just different and wants your lever set their way..... and so the long day wears on.

They have fuck all control over the level of banking exposure in their economy to potential Greek default and then the domino effect of other indebted economies falling over.

Any attempt to reduce public sector expenditure just leads to higher unemployment, so less cash spent on good and services, so lower investment, and lower confidence so it just becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.

We can't manufacture our way out of this as we have sold that particular part of our soul to cheap foreign labour.

We can't have an export led recovery - see above - also realise the countries we export to have no money either.

This is a global perfect economic storm, enshrined in globalisation and fanned by decades of overheated economies living way, way, WAY beyond their means. Nobody can borrow their way out of this because there is NO MONEY LEFT!

We are just undergoing a MASSIVE correction.

All this fucking about is just rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic.

Get out of the way, let the painful correction happen, then we can just all get on with the next big cycle until the next big inevitable crash in another 20 years.

Why does every fucking politician, banker and economist spend forever yelling about the cyclical nature of markets then suddenly get "King Cannute" syndrome when things turn bad.

So..... in summary.... blame Obama (or even expect him to save us)??? You might as well blame (pray to) the shit I took this morning, as they both have roughly the same powers of influence over where we find ourselves today.

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 I cannot tell you how much the people of Minnesota want her to get the nomination. She'd lose the election handily, leave her House seat, and hopefully drift away with Tim Pawlenty, never to be seen in the state again. 

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When you're a Republican, and Fox News AND Rush Limbaugh won't defend you, you've made a pretty serious mistake.

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But you'd still have Hicks.

LOL Fail!

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Corporal_Hicks
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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

Sad thing is she still isn't as crazy as 1 term Barry. lmao!

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Adam54
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 LOLOLOLOLOLOL

There. Now I've added intelligent political conversation. You're welcome!

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Jakester wrote:

When you're a Republican, and Fox News AND Rush Limbaugh won't defend you, you've made a pretty serious mistake.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking :)

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I should have used "neither/nor."

I submit myself for a grammar spanking.

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Adam54
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 Spanking? Like the ones the Dems just got in NYC? LOLZ! Obama will fix THAT! 

Corporal_Hicks
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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

Adam loves taxes. oMG!

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Do you not like roads? Or all those tough guy soldiers with their shiny guns exporting 'USA, USA' all over the world?

How about prisons and cops? Schools? Nope?

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Adam54
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 Taxez RULE! OMG, TAX TAX TAX SPEND SPEND SPEND! I'M A LIBERAL SO THAT MUST BE ALL THAT I KNOW HOW TO THINK OMG OMG OMGGGGGGGG

Corporal_Hicks
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Thought so!

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Although if you are anything like our Left, I do wish you would pipe down on the '5-A-Day Healthy Eating Co-ordinators' and the 'Transgender Outreach Supervisors' though.

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Daltons chin dimple wrote:

Do you not like roads? Or all those tough guy soldiers with their shiny guns exporting 'USA, USA' all over the world?How about prisons and cops? Schools? Nope?

Exactly. The government is doing an AMAZING job at running all of those things!

Hell, they can have all of my money, for that matter They certainly know how to manage money better than I do.

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