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Adam's Batshit Crazy Republican Presidential Candidates Roundup

Posted by Adam54 on Thursday, May 26, 2011

Edited: This goes well beyond Michelle Bachmann now. Aside from maybe Jon Huntsman, they're all just nuts. This is the place to keep track of them all!

Daltons chin dimple
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I previously agreed that government is generally shit. But if I said to you 'pay no taxes ever, but I expect you to voluntarily keep that 2 mile stretch of road outside your house in good order and sponsor 3 soldiers' even if you said 'Yes' you wouldn't actually do it.

Hence the need for taxation around certain things.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

Dalty, don't bother. There's really no point in talking to him unless it's in all caps and has lots of unneeded punctuation. If he responds to you at all, he'll just pick one part of whatever you say, spin it out of proportion, and blatantly ignore all the reasonable arguments. Textbook conservative arguing tactic. It's pathetic, really. 

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Hicks (and his Mom) have been in forums I have participated in as long as I have had Internet access. I quite like the big 'ol lug. It wouldn't be the web without him.

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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

Adam54 wrote:

Dalty, don't bother. There's really no point in talking to him unless it's in all caps and has lots of unneeded punctuation. If he responds to you at all, he'll just pick one part of whatever you say, spin it out of proportion, and blatantly ignore all the reasonable arguments. Textbook conservative arguing tactic. It's pathetic, really. 

Yet you were willing to engage with him on that level.

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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

 I was testing a theory. I proved myself right, and am moving on from that childishness. My apologies if it upset you, Mal. 

Corporal_Hicks
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All I said was that I thought the government was great at managing money. I figured you would all agree with me on at one.

I, for one, am certainly not capable of budgeting and spending less than I take in. How dare I criticize the government for that! They manage and build things without a penny wasted...

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 You're a peach, Hicksy. I'm sorry I stooped to your level. 

Now if everyone will excuse me while I flounce off in a huff. Enjoy him, gang.

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Only two types of people flounce off in a huff, you Finnish wastrel! Canucks, and tycoons who spend a lot of time in orbit.

Which one are you Boy????

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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

Space Tycoon for the double flounce!!

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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Space Tycoon is too busy trying to get people to read his boring Terminator fan-fic to take offense to that!

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I know what I would do if I could send somebody back in time.

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Corporal_Hicks
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You should write Terminator fan-fic. People love that stuff!

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Corporal_Hicks
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The government should fund Terminator movies, since they are so effective at other things like building roads.

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Daltons chin dimple
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A year ago it was insisted the Greek bailout would be at Market rates.

This evening they just changed the rules. And for Ireland, Spain, Portugal........ so now their lending rates have been slashed for a reason.

Bye!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

Jesus, Adam. Half the time Hicks is baiting you. The other half, he might be serious. I'll leave it as an exercise to the reader to determine which is which.

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Corporal_Hicks
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James Carville chimes in. Advice for Obumma that will certainly be ignored! lolz http://www.cnn.com/2011/09/14/opinion/carville-white-house-advice/index....

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Daltons chin dimple
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Did everyone miss the 'crash' walling of Greek debt then? No? Just me. Go liquid tomorrow am, buy gold.

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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

Half the time Jakey? Half the time???

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Daltons chin dimple wrote:

Did everyone miss the 'crash' walling of Greek debt then? No? Just me. Go liquid tomorrow am, buy gold.

Naw, I caught that story this evening, which they pointed out was the third anniversary of Lehman Brothers going belly up, since the quote from somebody on the Greek bailout was they were trying to avoid another Lehman situation.

I'm not preparing for the apocalypse, though. Mainly because I'm so skilled in declining domestic arts like sewing, knitting, and canning that I figure I'll be of value to whichever violent warlords take over the country. They'll want their socks darned and fresh underwear, you know.

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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

 Btw, anyone else catch this lovely tidbit about Palin having a fling with Michigan basketball star Glen Rice back in the 80s?

www.freep.com/article/20110914/SPORTS06/110914020/Book-Sarah-Palin-had-fling-with-Michigan-basketball-star-Glen-Rice

My mind boggles.

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Yeah. Unless she was married then, or we get pics of her rack, it's a non-story as far as I'm concerned. Heck, even if she was married, I don't much care. There are so many other reasons to hate that bitch.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
Daltons chin dimple
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Wait.  Palin rode the soul-train?  Tea baggers are going to love that!

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Corporal_Hicks
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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

Hell yeah!

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neglet wrote:

I'm not preparing for the apocalypse, though. Mainly because I'm so skilled in declining domestic arts like sewing, knitting, and canning that I figure I'll be of value to whichever violent warlords take over the country. They'll want their socks darned and fresh underwear, you know.

Plus with your mad karate skills, you can be one of those female bodyguards evil guys like to have.

We were watching Al-Quaeda, and all this time our security services should have been keeping watch on Jakester's throbbing nutsack!-Dalton's chin dimple
Daltons chin dimple
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Did Gadaffi some good..... or not.

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