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Adam's Batshit Crazy Republican Presidential Candidates Roundup

Posted by Adam54 on Thursday, May 26, 2011

Edited: This goes well beyond Michelle Bachmann now. Aside from maybe Jon Huntsman, they're all just nuts. This is the place to keep track of them all!

Corporal_Hicks
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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

Holy crap, a white woman and a black man mating!?  Next thing you know they'll let Mexicans have desk jobs.

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Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

That's just crazy talk. It'll never happen.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Corporal_Hicks
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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

I'm going to Montreal for the weekend. I hear they have FREE healthcare (and no Mexicans???).

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Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

Yeah, but half the people there think they are French. Swings and roundabouts.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

Those French-Canadians are crazier than the French.

So, Hicks, for whom are you voting?

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

Sarkozy.

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Corporal_Hicks
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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

Jakester wrote:

So, Hicks, for whom are you voting?

A Mexican.

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Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 34 weeks ago

Well spanking my arse and call me Rodriguez.

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Space Tycoon
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Posted: 9 years 33 weeks ago

"That government is best, which governs least."

Corporal_Hicks
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Posted: 9 years 31 weeks ago

4 more years!  http://www.minx.cc/?post=322086

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Mal Shot First
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Posted: 9 years 31 weeks ago

Good luck finding a "Generic Republican" among the candidates who are now seeking the GOP nomination.

omicron
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Posted: 9 years 31 weeks ago

Well we can count out Palin at least.

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omicron
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Posted: 9 years 18 weeks ago

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-505103_162-57351926/report-michele-bachmann-...

And the next crazy one goes down.

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Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 18 weeks ago

This should make Adam very very happy.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
omicron
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Posted: 9 years 18 weeks ago

Not necessarily, it means she'll now have time to come back to Minnesota and actually do her job as a congresswoman.

We were watching Al-Quaeda, and all this time our security services should have been keeping watch on Jakester's throbbing nutsack!-Dalton's chin dimple
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 18 weeks ago

I'm not sure job-doing is a congressional prerequisite. 

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 18 weeks ago

So she wash tea bagger? Is Romney more moderate? I don't know enough about them.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
omicron
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Posted: 9 years 18 weeks ago

Oh, she was highly batshit insane.

http://www.politifact.com/personalities/michele-bachmann/

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The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 18 weeks ago

Don't be surprised if Santorum suggests her as a potential running mate in a last-ditch effort to beat out Romney.

Adam54
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Posted: 9 years 18 weeks ago

omicron wrote:

Not necessarily, it means she'll now have time to come back to Minnesota and actually do her job as a congresswoman.

Heh. Like she ever did her job in the first place. I doubt she runs again, her district is in the process of getting chopped in half. Plus she can get way more money speaking to batshit crazy conventions and giving speeches to batshit crazy people. And with that, I huffy flounce away again! 

Adam54
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Posted: 9 years 18 weeks ago

double post

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 18 weeks ago

Nothing ruins a good flounce like a double post!

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Mal Shot First
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Posted: 9 years 18 weeks ago

I'm just picturing Adam flouncing headfirst into a double post while trying to make his dramatic exit.

The Swollen Goi...
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Is there a dramatic exit meme? There should be.