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Posted by Patrick Sauriol on Thursday, March 22, 2012

So, I woke up to discover that there's a very brief teaser trailer for David Cronenberg's Cosmopolis out there on the net. After watching it, I think that I've messed up any hope of having a normal Thursday (and not just because Robert Pattinson is shirtless in it.)

Even with its French subtitles to distract you, this Cosmopolis trailer communicates one thing very clearly to you: that this is a David Cronenberg movie. Pattinson plays Eric Parker, a young New York City Wall Street trader who's at the top of his game. Then, one morning, he starts to see the world markets begin to collapse, and with it, strange manifestations on the streets of the city. Is he hallucinating, having visions, having a mental breakdown or losing his mind?

Maybe one day David Cronenberg will direct a movie for Walt Disney. Until that moment arrives, we can rest content and await the release of Cosmopolis, scheduled to come out on May 23.