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 Real men do.  I have also just taken delivery of a case of Moët for Xmas.

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Real men do.

Nope.

 A real man can match wine to the appropriate cheese.

Nope.

Wine is awesome.

 Spacey is a real man.

Nope.

Also, I'm pretty sure he misspelled "whine."

 Closeted men deny the awesomeness of wine, and refuse to acknowledge the majesty of cheese.

Cheese is why I'm no vegan.

I should clarify, good wine is awesome.

 If you were any more of a man Spacey, girls would get pregnant simply by inhaling your farts.

Unfortunately, your farts would be impregnating their lungs. It would be fatal for mother and child in every single case.

 Don't listen to him Spacey.  He's just intimidated by your pulsating masculinity.

I am aware of the effect I have on other men.

It don't make me gay or nuthin'.

Of course, my first love is beer.  And it's really had such a positive influence on my life over the years. 

In fact, I was just about to down some pints at the local faux-English pub.  Think I might try a few Tennent's while I'm at it.  Perhaps a Harp-Guinness half-and-half.

Tennants Super is the fuel of tramps in the UK!

So, my son has expressed an interest in Star Trek, so I've been showing him the TOS movies (because I have them) and he's been loving them. There were tears and screams and face burying at the end of Wrath of Khan. We finished ST3 on Saturday, and he dug that one as well. He was happy to have Spock back.

He is aware of the reboot (I have the blu-ray) and wants to see that as well, but it didn't feel right to me to start him on that as I wanted him to have an understanding of the crew and their dynamics and then see how they change in the reboot.

Anyway, my point is that we got the trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness before The Hobbit, and I think his head was about to explode.

 Must be cool having a little cinema buddy.

Hey look-y, look-y, there is ANOTHER trailer!! The other one was just an 'Announcement' trailer.....

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/60021

He's probably goint to love The Voyage Home. It's the one kids seem to favor over all the others. It's also a nice commentary on the silliness that was the eighties.

 It helps if you took too much LDS in the 60s.

I wonder what Mormons think of the LDS/LSD joke.

I'd ask my Mormon friends, but they all moved to Utah.

 Does Spock take spiritual guidance from a hat?  Dum-Dum-dum-dum---DUM.

 Double dumbass on you!

 I am trying to get tickets to see 'The Book of Mormon' at the theatre.