Corona | Coming Attractions

I really wish I could get rid of the period in this thread's title.

Also, something something something Dalty's period.

I can hear him singing "With Kotex, I'm free to be me!"

Sorry, I was out roller-blading / fast dog walking / jogging / sky-diving and water-skiing just like those adverts told me to!

Yes, but have you rid yourself of that not-so-fresh feeling?

I am so freash and fly, I am practically a Huxtable.

I laugh every time I look in this thread and see that ridiculous period in the title!

Daltons chin dimple wrote:

I am so freash and fly, I am practically a Huxtable.

Ain't nobody dope as Dalty.

By which I mean Dalty's a dope.

I really shouldn't be making fun of him, since he's awake.

Damn it, Dalty! Go back to sleep!

The Swollen Goi... wrote:

Damn it, Dalty! Go back to sleep!

I am in the office, so that is highly possible.

Dalty's usage of the words "fresh" and "fly" in that context reminds me of the Doctor shouting "Who da man?!"

I am so gangsta, me rhymes like lightning.

I know a character who rides lightning. I'd love to tell you more about this character, but I can't. Not yet.

You need to lay off the cocktails, my friend.

I do.

Lay off, I mean.

It's better than firing, from an insurance point of view.

The Swollen Goi... wrote:

It's better than firing, from an insurance point of view.

I actually have no clue what you are talking about now. Really, none.

That's because you Brits don't talk about "laying off." You talk about "redundancies."

I bet you clicked this thinking there was a shitload of new content.

If you want new content, you're going to have to generate it.

I should have done this sooner. Not that I haven't been making fun of Dalty the whole time he's been away.

Ol' Moneybags Dimple needs to be taken down a notch from time to time. He plays the humble bit, but we all know it's a bit.

He's all "Rightright tallyhohoho, me blarmeyblimey, whatwhat? Right-o then, chapperwank guvna! Cor blagger, Chav!"

We all know it's really just shorthand for "It's lonely at the top."

Quasar wrote:

I laugh every time I look in this thread and see that ridiculous period in the title!

I don't.

You will after Patrick grants us all the power to edit your posts!

I don't like periods.  Period.

Do you like epochs?

How about Crimson Tides?

They call him Deacon Blues.

Are you saying I'm an expanding man?

Your shape is my shade.

Say, it's a shame Dalty has to have so much vacation time. I bet he can't wait to get back to work. Poor guy's only allowed to work two weeks out of the year. It was one of the stipulations his great great great great uncle made in his living will. If he works more than twelve days, he loses the majority of his fortune. He may get to keep Ghana and Lichtenstein. I'm hazy on the specifics.