Corona | Coming Attractions

 21 Jump Street

I am actually amused!

 Seriously, when did Channing Tatum get funny?

 GI Joe: Retaliation

Having Netflix now clearly means I will watch any old shit you put in front of me.

Which one of you mofo's was it that talked me into getting Netflix?  I bet it was Goiter!

 In all fairness, this is MUCH better than the first one.

They were actually filming some of "22 Jump St" outside our hotel in San Juan. No sign of the actors, but we did see a bright orange Lamborghini.

I understand in 22 they switch places. Which is what I thought happened in 21. As long as they aren't out of ideas already.

 Ice Cube was also amusing.

 Introducing the offspring to "Pulp Fiction." Then had to check imdb to see how old it was, almost 20 years, like the offspring. Then I had to check the awards, and saw it lost out a bunch to "Forrest Gump." Barf.

Pulp Fiction was the movie we deserved, but not the one we needed right then.

Actually, fuck that. We didn't deserve good stuff then, and we don't deserve it now. Even Forrest Gump was (and is) better than we deserved.

 You Grumpy Ol' Goiter.

I learned it from watching you, Dalt. I learned it from watching you.

 The 1981 Clash Of The Titans

I love Xmas TV!

 Santa Claus: The Movie

Hilarious that even Santa has to have an origin story.  And why does everyone have a British accent except Santa, who appears to have an American accent?

 Because he's Jolly Ol' St. Nick, not Sir Nicholas Mimsy-Borogrove.

last night watched "Minority Report," which was pretty good the second time although I knew who the big bad was. Today will probably be "Looper." We are big sci-fi fans in my family.

 I'll ask again Negs, would you like to adopt?  I am house trained????!?!!

 Doctor Who

Well, it is Xmas!!

 Jakester would have loved this.    :(

 Bye-bye Matt Smith.  You were great.

 Shhhh, spoilers! Been without cable since April so not caught up yet. Or maybe it's just not the same without Jakester in the conversation. :(

We've been leaving the kid with my mother and going to the movies on my mother's dime. So far, we've seen Anchorman 2, The Hobbit, Saving Mr. Banks, and The Secret Life of Walter Mitty.

 It's like you have broken some kind of seal!

War of the Worlds, Scientology version.

Fuck you, it's an okay movie.  Cool tripods.

Space Tycoon wrote:

War of the Worlds, Scientology version.

Isn't that called Battlefield Earth?

Spielberg isn't a Scientologist. I think of that as a Spielberg movie before I think of it as a Cruise movie.